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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:26 am    Post subject: QFTOS: Rockets 2/21/19 Edition

I didn't see one posted, so here's my amateurish attempt:

PREGAME

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Lets hand these fools 4 Ls.


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The start of our 25 game win streak



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I am amazed at the confidence here. This a road game, never easy. Harden may want to stick to LeBron and Capela may be back. Still sounds tough to me.


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excited for this game...Harden’s dominance of the Lakers will continue

expect a surge in Harden hate due to salty Laker fans and salty LA-biased media after Harden destroys them


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Huge game. Almost a must win. They've got the Warriors in Oakland up next and a 3-game stretch in a couple weeks at Boston, at Toronto, and home for Philly. So they better take care of business against inferior opponents which the Lakers are.


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I wonder what will the excuse be if we lose games while we're healthy.

Schedule loss? Need more time to recover? Refs cheated?
(Sounds like LG)

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LeBron is also 34 years old with a ton of mileage on that body. The Lakers need to resign themselves to the fact that he's not going to be Cleveland or Miami LeBron.


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Better hit your free throws Lebron or not even Scott Foster can save you
More on Foster later

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Playoff Lebron, activated.
Scott Foster activated too unfortunately.
Unfortunately for them...


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Harden will have a bad night tonight on TNT, Scott Foster and Kirkland reffing. smh

them tnt boys are gonna clown harden

the league will try and lebron in he playoffs and make sure giannis wins mvp

scott foster was ****ing with harden in the damn all-star game


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Time for Harden to give Staples Center the Madison Square Garden treatment and end this MVP race tonight.


GAMETIME

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Miss 2 free throws
Give up an offensive rebound
James scores 2


Gonna be another one of those nights


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Ingram resembles a skinny homeless tweaker and Kuzma -- his tranny prostitute.


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Harden foul trouble in a Scott foster game.

Who woulda thought?


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I just want to chop Bullock's hair off. That is the worst looking hair I've ever seen. Looks like an old mop head that is all hard, warped and bent from not getting rinsed out and left to dry.


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Kuzma with the flop

HARDEN Foul???????
- Harden picks up #3

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Obvious push off on Ingram but nah. Foul on Faried.

One sided ass game already. Knew it.


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Still up by 10. Take that Scott Foster.... and the Lakers, I suppose


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up 10 with no Harden. This Laker team is trash


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Harden in LeBrags face drains the stepback 3, can’t have that, 4th foul incoming


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Luke Walton looks like a man that knows he will be fired soon


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Is this Lebron playing with urgency? The Lakers seem doomed.


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LOL, “intensity activated” LOL


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Lakers are a mess I mean ok AD is really good but Kuzma and what they were building is decent too shouldn't have signed Lebron now they look like trash. Of they just stayed pat theh could have gotten Zion next year and then get a young Lebron to pair with Kuzma and Ingram. Matter of fact if the Lakers were good they would have kept Russell over Swaggy P (lol) and drafted Tatum can you imagine a lineup of Russell/Ingram/Tatum/Kuzma and Chandler? Yikes.


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Harden on a 30pt Pace
Clint on a 20-10 Pace
McGee on a 4 GT Pace
Foster needs to take a phone call


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LerBon more washed than CP3


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Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Spin, LBJ Brick.


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Bron looks old. oldddddd


THE TIDE STARTS TURNING

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Lakers with six unanswered points!

Down 12


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Harden fouled
Foul on the rebound

The Lakers can hack and slash no call


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Rockets homers really trying to defend this garbage ball-hogging, shot-chucking version of Harden. "I wish I didn't have to play ISO." Shut the f*ck up and pass to your teammates who have actually been doing something this game. Can't wait until his 30-point streak ends.


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Dumb azz Lebeatch! You can't carry a roster of scrubs on your back all the way to the playoffs let alone to a championship.

Those. Days. Are. OVER.

Shoulda come to Houston and had the satisfaction of dethroning the Warriors.

You may not even make the playoffs.

LOL


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(bleep) wtf are u doing rockets. Geez giving up huge leads


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Demoralizing. They just can’t hold leads. It’s beyond reason. It’s literally without doubt that a 15 point lead will be blown.


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Playing with decent movement all game and now just back to Harden step backs........pass the ball!!!!


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Harden transforms into JR Smith on offense in the 4th with his shot selection... just why would you think that's a good shot???


THE INEVITABLE EATING THEIR OWN STARTS

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It’s freaking harden with his dumbass shots and hogging. Main reason he chokes in the playoff.


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Mike once again going away from what worked .

Big lineup played great first half ... no shot into the second .

Harden got out back in early !? Why ?

MDA won't let harden drop under 35 minutes.


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This fraud Harden is totally trying to give the game to the Lakers with his chuck-ups. We get it. You want your 30-point streak to continue and then you're going to be passing out non-stop. Rockets homers trying to avoid that fact though.


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rockets have come unglued. Yet again. We know how this goes.

Just pathetic. Every friggin game man.


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Rondo literally dove in to reach in... and because he ran into Hardens elbow it’s an offensive foul?


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Stupid street ball, jack 3 after 3


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Blew a 19 point lead. Against a sub 500 team. Again.


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So..... up 19 halfway through the 3rd, just dont get outscored by 20 the rest of the game.

THATS ALL YOU HAD TO DO......


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3 Point shooting team that can't shoot 3s....can we.fire this trash morey already?


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*can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!" *can't hit threes* "MORE THREES!"
*cries*


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Ok, this is on coaching.

Because we play undisciplined basketball.


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Lmaoooooooo this team is mentally weak


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Lakers 21 to 4 in second chance points. Rockets should be ashamed.


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This is my most hated team Bron has ever played for. These players and Walton are all asshats.


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We have no set plays.

Its basically let Harden or CP dribble and create and if they cant then chuck up a step back 3.


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Called it before the game started, now that we're healthy CF posters here in denial will move on to the next excuse.

D'antoni sucks! refs rigged game! Reasons why we lost!


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This limited azz offense is getting exposed smh


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FFS! Harden fouled out!!!


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Im getting tired of losing games that should have been won

Last year we made teams feel the pain,this year we act like little (bleep)


AND NOW THE LAMENTATIONS & RECRIMINATIONS

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Absolutely terrible loss to a team that appeared to quit. I can't believe I stayed up until midnight for this crap


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This is embarrassing. The Rockets thought the leagues was going to let them win? You have to step on the neck when up 19. Now that Harden got to 2nd we can resume Basketball.


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Blow this team up man paying close to the tax for a team that’s not even good


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We not winning no championship that's for sure. I see why Dantoni has no rings and will never get any. Can't win playing this damn stupid.


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Harden has been pretty horrific mostly. Bad shot selection both behind the 3 and in the paint. No anticipation on easy passes in the offense because he's thinking score first.


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Harden: "I don't want to play hero ball anymore"


Narrator: "He continues to play hero ball"


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WHEN you play so many midgets, what else can you do except fouling on defense?


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It’s a manipulated sport. Even though we’ll have a better record than 2015-2016, it still feels the same way, where everything in the season has been geared for the league to just say **** you in every variety of way to Houston fans.


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lmao! If anything, I'm happy because I called this before game started and it came true. People here always saying how we would be unbeatable if we're just healthy. Now that we're healthy, all those excuses just change to (bleep) on D'antoni and refs. Classic.


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This L is not on the refs. It's on James.
He's not only iso every possession, but also iso himself from the rest of the team. ZERO teamwork, ugly basketball. F the 30pt streak.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:31 am    Post subject:

Thanks OP. You’re a rockstar.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:34 am    Post subject:

Good job man

If the mods want to merge my thread with this I'm cool with it
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:37 am    Post subject:

Ingram looks like a skinny tweaked and Kuzma his tranny prostitute😂😂😂
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:37 am    Post subject:

Harden is fool's gold. You can't win in the playoffs like that, 30 dribble possessions.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:46 am    Post subject:

Lucky_Shot wrote:
Good job man

If the mods want to merge my thread with this I'm cool with it


I'm good with that, too!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:47 am    Post subject:

Excellent work, thank you very much!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:59 am    Post subject:

Thanks for posting this! Sounds like us whenever we lose and almost identical complaints.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:24 pm    Post subject:

PhiberOptik wrote:
Thanks for posting this! Sounds like us whenever we lose and almost identical complaints.


Bingo! I had to keep checking that I wasn't on an old LG game thread!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:48 pm    Post subject:

Love the swift 180 from hubris to victimization
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:44 pm    Post subject:

Welp, I guess hey can hang their hats onthose two championships (when MJ quit). If not they'd be like the Suns and their 2nd place parade.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:43 pm    Post subject:

Enjoyed this thank you!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:53 pm    Post subject:

Unlike so many fandoms around the league like the Kings', Clips', Spurs and Pels' whole organizations, Mavs, Blazers, Jazz, whose fandoms are all mind F'd by the Lakers to some extent -- Rox fans seem uniquely mind F'd.

Over the last years, every time they lose to us, Rox fans have to point out that they lost to an "inferior" team, like they're so afraid if they don't say it, then maybe, as in years past, the Lakers may once again make them (or be in the process of making them), our perennial B's.

It's like they have to reassure themselves after each loss that "the Lakers aren't back, are they?"
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:19 pm    Post subject:

gblews wrote:
Unlike so many fandoms around the league like the Kings', Clips', Spurs and Pels' whole organizations, Mavs, Blazers, Jazz, whose fandoms are all mind F'd by the Lakers to some extent -- Rox fans seem uniquely mind F'd.

Over the last years, every time they lose to us, Rox fans have to point out that they lost to an "inferior" team, like they're so afraid if they don't say it, then maybe, as in years past, the Lakers may once again make them (or be in the process of making them), our perennial B's.

It's like they have to reassure themselves after each loss that "the Lakers aren't back, are they?"


Time to look back at the greatest play ever in the Lakers-Rockets history:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:54 pm    Post subject:

BadGuy wrote:
Love the swift 180 from hubris to victimization


THIS!


Thanks Dr. Laker! That was a fun read!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:50 pm    Post subject:

Thanks. Always enjoy these.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:00 am    Post subject:

Luminous8 wrote:
Ingram looks like a skinny tweaked and Kuzma his tranny prostitute😂😂😂
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:19 am    Post subject:

This was not amateurish at all. These were great. I loved the transitional "Lamentations & Recriminations" part of the thread.


Like a poster stated, some of their complaints sound like us during KB's reign. I especially felt for the Houston fan that stated "the 30 point streak be damned". I remember runs like that by KB. It's great to appreciate a run like that, but it has it's negative side (extreme ISO ball) also.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:59 pm    Post subject:

Dr. Laker wrote:
gblews wrote:
Unlike so many fandoms around the league like the Kings', Clips', Spurs and Pels' whole organizations, Mavs, Blazers, Jazz, whose fandoms are all mind F'd by the Lakers to some extent -- Rox fans seem uniquely mind F'd.

Over the last years, every time they lose to us, Rox fans have to point out that they lost to an "inferior" team, like they're so afraid if they don't say it, then maybe, as in years past, the Lakers may once again make them (or be in the process of making them), our perennial B's.

It's like they have to reassure themselves after each loss that "the Lakers aren't back, are they?"


Time to look back at the greatest play ever in the Lakers-Rockets history:



I remember that! It was long overdue!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:23 pm    Post subject:

Haha so epic
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