Ron Ron Should Be the New Dos Equis Guy

xDLUVx · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:46 pm Post subject:

Everyone at Staples needs to chant QUEENSBRIDGE or PYSCHIATRIST when we play against him

lakertang · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:00 pm Post subject:

Say what you will about his athleticism or shot selection. But you can never argue that he didn't give it his all in a game. Peace out World PEACE!

He once changed his Name to Metta World Peace because "God" was already taken.

He once killed a stone with two birds.

Still my favorite one is:

He once went to McDonalds and asked for a Whopper, and he got it!

MIMLaker · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:01 pm Post subject:

la4win · Star Player Joined: 27 Mar 2010 Posts: 2251

Man this is one funny as hell thread. How did I miss seeing it before?

ChefLinda · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:08 pm Post subject:

We should add this thread to the Volt.

jaysorbet · Starting Rotation Joined: 04 Aug 2012 Posts: 123

For sure. Got to honor Mr Peace aka Ron-Ron

Potato-Mania · Star Player Joined: 07 Nov 2012 Posts: 1244

This is the first thread I have read all the way through before posting.

GOLDEN!!

DancingBarry · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:18 pm Post subject:

dont_be_a_wuss · Franchise Player Joined: 29 Mar 2012 Posts: 22335

He doesn't always get into fights, but when he does, he climbs into the stands and knocks out fans.

He doesn't always get to sit in the fourth quarter, but when he does, he takes hennesey shots in the locker room.

He doesn't always throw elbows, but when he does, he grabs his junk afterwards challanging Serge Ibaka to a fight.

He is, the most interesting man in the NBA.

Chronicle · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:50 pm Post subject:

I'll miss him.

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Arbitrary · Star Player Joined: 01 Feb 2009 Posts: 5788

I wished he had the time to read this and the appreciation thread.

He will always have a special place in our team's history.

MIMLaker · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:47 am Post subject:

His lane is ALWAYS the fast lane... even at rush hour.

Race Car Pulled Over Link

He understands what the phrase "Heavens to Murgatroyd" means... because he danced with her.

"Dancing with the Stars" Link

He makes the weather even more unpredictable... even in Southern California.

FOX LA Weather Forecast Link

He is -- and always will be -- the most interesting Laker in the world.

Say "Queensbridge," my friends.

MIM
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unleasHell · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:58 am Post subject:

He was such a great guy that people forget he often shot 3's at 16%...!
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Dladi Vidac · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:58 am Post subject:

He once brought down an entire colosseum, just because someone wasted a beer.
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Believe it or not, we have a thread like this already. It was awesome.
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ChefLinda · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:05 am Post subject:

MIMLaker · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:18 am Post subject:

George the Greek · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:41 am Post subject:

He once got into a fight. His victims have yet to be indentified.

Ron once got detention in school. ONCE.

Ron doesn't always change his name, but when he does, he makes sure everybody wonders what the (bleep) he is thinking.

One time, a fan threw a bottle at Ron. He is still missing.

Ron can hear the Zen Master in his head. Phil never had the guts to talk to him face-to-face.

Once, Ron got so high, he nearly got out of the earth's atmosphere.

God created man, gifting him with intelligence. Then, God created Ron, gifting him with Ron's elbows. Ron's elbows pass on the judgement of god.

Ron once got into a gunfight. He impaled incoming bullets with his elbows.

Chuck Norris's signature move is the roundhouse kick. Ron's signature move is his killer elbow swing.

James Harden once tried to flop after a killer elbow from Ron. It looked as if a planet had landed on his head. Most realistic flop ever. He's still expecting his oscar award. Nobody suspects that it was natural acting.
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Born89FanIn95 · Star Player Joined: 16 May 2006 Posts: 1319

honestly....the only thread i have read from beginning to end...ahhaahhah GREAT...i remember reading this 3 years ago...glad someone brought it back

Balki Bartokomous · Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:49 am Post subject:

I can see Ron go into WWE, UFC, or MMA type psuedo sports. If not than as "Peace Keeper" on a Globetrotter tour to N. Korea or Iran, those Dictators would love watching Ron's flat footed lay up attempts and blown dunks.
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dna. · Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:39 pm Post subject:

I don't always read threads from years ago, but when I do, I read this one