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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:57 am    Post subject: what are your favorite family guy quotes....

i got so many to list that i just cant have enough time in the day to post em all.... but the episode when peter wants to become an executive is defiantely in my top ten for sure
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:45 am    Post subject:

I have two faves and they're both from Herbert (the perverted old guy)...

Chris had just delivered the newspaper to Herbert and Chris is in a rush to leave so he can make his other deliveries, but the old guy is trying to talk to him and says...

"Hey muscly armed boy, bring me some good news today?"

But Chris turns and walks away. So Herbert says "Get your fat ass back here."

CLASSIC!

The other one is a classic Herbert quote...

"What's goin on in my pants? looks like it's gonna be another 6 weeks of winter."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:20 am    Post subject:

Not much of "a quote" but a favorite scene.


Brian and Stewie's Walkie-Talkie "over" scene... last half of it...

Brian : You know you're a jackass, for the record, i don't want to hang out with you when this is "over".

Stewie : When this is what brian "over".

Brian : I said I don't want to hang out with you anymore when this is "over".

Stewie : When this is what? You got to finish your sentence "over".

Brian : That's it, my sentence is "over".

Stewie : Your sentence is what brian "over".

Brian : Wait a minute, I have to say the word over even if it ends with the word "over"?

Stewie : Ends with the word what brian "over".

Brian : Oh i see the wire.

Stewie : You see the wire what "over".

Brian : OVER!!!

Stewie : AHHH!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:18 am    Post subject:

Quagmire's Ghost story made me laugh.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31141787
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:12 am    Post subject:

"I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all night."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:21 am    Post subject:

"I have a question for you, what do you do for a living"? - Woman

"And I have a question for you, why are you still here"? - Q


"SMOOOKE"
"SMOOOKE'
"SMOOOKE"


And of course Stu has so many amazing punchlines.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:22 am    Post subject:

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Quagmire's Ghost story made me laugh.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31141787


so good
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:18 pm    Post subject:

Stewie "Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah."

Peter (as a child): "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Man at Museum: "Because you touch yourself at night."

And of course how Peter pronounced "Fajitas"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:18 pm    Post subject:

TNLakersFanInLA wrote:
"I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all night."

Great Line!
I'm using that one for real!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:27 pm    Post subject:

"arrrr me father was a tree".
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:28 pm    Post subject:

LAkers 4 Life wrote:
Stewie "Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah."

Peter (as a child): "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Man at Museum: "Because you touch yourself at night."


And of course how Peter pronounced "Fajitas"


lmao! That was hilarious.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:38 am    Post subject:

Bill Clinton: Hey, you up for a little NAFTA?
Lois Griffin: What's that?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon F**king That Ass!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:18 am    Post subject:

The mere fact that the dog's name is "Brian" STILL kills me to this very day!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:13 am    Post subject:

BTW... I love the Family Guy ad at the bottom of the page...
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:18 pm    Post subject:

People actually like this show? I have to watch it because of the line of work I am in. I absolutely despise it. The DVD versions are actually even worse than the ones that get aired on TV because they're unedited. The filthy content (cursing, blatant homosexuality, bestiality, etc) is shocking to hear / see when you're watching a cartoon!

I didn't realize that there were actually people who thought any of this was funny. Every time I've had to watch it, I actually get this picture in my head of all the people working on it in production, cringing over every second of the material that they are creating.

But hey... to each his own!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject:

stewie and brian arguing about how to say 'cool whhhhip'
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject:

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People actually like this show? I have to watch it because of the line of work I am in. I absolutely despise it. The DVD versions are actually even worse than the ones that get aired on TV because they're unedited. The filthy content (cursing, blatant homosexuality, bestiality, etc) is shocking to hear / see when you're watching a cartoon!

I didn't realize that there were actually people who thought any of this was funny. Every time I've had to watch it, I actually get this picture in my head of all the people working on it in production, cringing over every second of the material that they are creating.

But hey... to each his own!


too many to recall, but just one of them.
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:49 pm    Post subject:

"IT'S GON' RAIN!"

-Angry Black weather guy.

And I like this dialogue between Quagmire and an underaged girl:

Quagmire (Q): "How old are you?"

Girl (G): "16"

Q: "18, huh?"

G: "MOM!"

Q: "I like where this is going."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject:

"Alright what kind of tattoo do you want"
-I want a skull on my leg

"How about Kermit the Frog? I can do a great Kermit the Frog"

-I don't want Kermit the Frog. I want a skull

"Alright, well I'm gonna go ahead and do Kermit the Frog'
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:17 pm    Post subject:

Big Game James wrote:
People actually like this show? I have to watch it because of the line of work I am in. I absolutely despise it. The DVD versions are actually even worse than the ones that get aired on TV because they're unedited. The filthy content (cursing, blatant homosexuality, bestiality, etc) is shocking to hear / see when you're watching a cartoon!

I didn't realize that there were actually people who thought any of this was funny. Every time I've had to watch it, I actually get this picture in my head of all the people working on it in production, cringing over every second of the material that they are creating.

But hey... to each his own!


Hank Hill?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:04 pm    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:49 pm    Post subject:

Big Game James wrote:
People actually like this show? I have to watch it because of the line of work I am in. I absolutely despise it. The DVD versions are actually even worse than the ones that get aired on TV because they're unedited. The filthy content (cursing, blatant homosexuality, bestiality, etc) is shocking to hear / see when you're watching a cartoon!

I didn't realize that there were actually people who thought any of this was funny. Every time I've had to watch it, I actually get this picture in my head of all the people working on it in production, cringing over every second of the material that they are creating.

But hey... to each his own!


Are you Matt Stone or Trey Parker?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:48 pm    Post subject:

LAkers 4 Life wrote:
Big Game James wrote:
People actually like this show? I have to watch it because of the line of work I am in. I absolutely despise it. The DVD versions are actually even worse than the ones that get aired on TV because they're unedited. The filthy content (cursing, blatant homosexuality, bestiality, etc) is shocking to hear / see when you're watching a cartoon!

I didn't realize that there were actually people who thought any of this was funny. Every time I've had to watch it, I actually get this picture in my head of all the people working on it in production, cringing over every second of the material that they are creating.

But hey... to each his own!


Are you Matt Stone or Trey Parker?

Jim Henson!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:09 pm    Post subject:

"Earsex ... where once you go black, you go deaf"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:37 am    Post subject:

Free_Kobe wrote:
LAkers 4 Life wrote:
Big Game James wrote:
People actually like this show? I have to watch it because of the line of work I am in. I absolutely despise it. The DVD versions are actually even worse than the ones that get aired on TV because they're unedited. The filthy content (cursing, blatant homosexuality, bestiality, etc) is shocking to hear / see when you're watching a cartoon!

I didn't realize that there were actually people who thought any of this was funny. Every time I've had to watch it, I actually get this picture in my head of all the people working on it in production, cringing over every second of the material that they are creating.

But hey... to each his own!


Are you Matt Stone or Trey Parker?

Jim Henson!


I don't see the connection between Jim Henson and Family Guy. I thought they use Jim Henson Productions for their show?

I've got a few more that I found amusing:

"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." - Peter Griffin

"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin

"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually." - Peter Griffin
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