Funniest/Best Pick-Up Lines

Free_Kobe · Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: Funniest/Best Pick-Up Lines

These the funniest ones i've heard...

-excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

-If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

-Do you live on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.

-That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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9-0-9 · Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:54 pm Post subject:

I used this one and got slapped, so I don't know if its any good.

"Damn baby, you look so good I would suck a fart outta yo butt."

if she laughs, maybe you'll get some, if she gives you a wierd look, expect to duck any second.
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Omar Little · Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject:

"Did you use Windex on your pants, 'cause I can see myself in them"

"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
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BallforLife · Starting Rotation Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 372

you're sexy like a chocolate strawberry... does that count?

Omar Little · Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject:

BallforLife · Starting Rotation Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 372

BallforLife is not a reference to my sexual preference... so don't be too happy.

ocho · Retired Number Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 55354

Are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you're the only ten I see.
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Omar Little · Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:14 pm Post subject:

Canadian Laker · Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:05 pm Post subject:

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!

doughboy90650 · Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject:

Come here, B***h ~ Fillmore Slim

methdxman · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: Funniest/Best Pick-Up Lines

Half Baked Hero · Star Player Joined: 05 May 2009 Posts: 3691

Wanna go halves on a baby?

It really doesn't work well.

frijolero01 · Franchise Player Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 13324

wanna (bleep)?
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Omar Little · Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject:

I really like your hot friend, but she shot me down, so you'll have to do. Who knows, it might make her jealous...
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JerryMagicKobe · Moderator Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15101

Walk up, hand her a beer and say "Drink this until I'm cute".

In my case it seems to lead to a lot of drinking.

TACH · Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:15 am Post subject:

Feel my jacket... is that boyfriend material?

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Omar Little · Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:10 am Post subject:

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PushingtheLimit · Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:03 am Post subject:

"What are the chances you and I can have a meaningful conversation?"

Sometimes works sometimes doesn't. When it does work it goes straight to the point and you skip all the fluff.

Free_Kobe · Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:06 am Post subject:

Jam'nkee · Sixth Man Joined: 09 Feb 2010 Posts: 36

the word is legs, let's go to my place and spread the word

ima treat you like my homework, i'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

msb212 · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:54 pm Post subject:

My classic (now retired) has been used to great success over the years:

(Note that this is not recommended as the opening gambit, but better used a bit later once conversation has been established)

To the TWO girls you are with:

"I think the three of us make a lovely couple..."

Trust me on this. it works

unleasHell · Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:50 pm Post subject:

Not really opening lines, but also to be worked later;

I like my women like I like my coffee: Hot and Black?

I like my women like I like my eggs: Over Easy and Sunny side Up!

mike_dee23 · Franchise Player Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 11703

Did you hear that thump? Well, my c##k just hit the floor.
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