Ricky Gervais destroys the Golden Globes
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:21 pm    Post subject:

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"It was a big year for 3D movies. Toy Story, Despicable Me, Tron. It seemed like everything this year was three-dimensional. Except the characters in The Tourist. I already feel bad about that joke. I tell you what, I'm jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven't even seen The Tourist. Who has? But it must be good because it's nominated, so shut up, OK? And I'd like to crush this ridiculous rumor that the only reason The Tourist was nominated was so that the foreign press of could hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That was not the only reason; they also accepted bribes."


I didn't catch that, but that is funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:29 pm    Post subject:

Ricky was hitting walk off shots all night, i've never seen a room more visibly uncomfortable, even on tv. (Except for maybe the fine job Colbert did at the Republican shin dig a few years back)The Player Hater of the Year Award goes to the Hollywood Foreign Press. Hate, hate, hate, hate!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:32 pm    Post subject:

Youtube compilation for those who missed it:



Fwiw I think Gervais is now the greatest comedian alive and will be for a while. Extras and the original Office were fantastic. Also, his "The Ricky Gervais Guide to..." podcasts are hysterical. They're hour+ long discussions between Ricky, Steve Merchant, and their nitwit friend/producer Karl Pilkington, on such subjects as Philosophy, the arts, medicine, the future--every minute is hilarious. Download them if you can.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:59 pm    Post subject:

Ricky Gervais, on his blog, re the Globes:

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I enjoyed the Globes more this year. I think I had better gags. More along the lines of the Mel Gibson one last year. 

Obviously the rumour that the organizers stopped me going out on stage for an hour is rubbish. I did every link I was scheduled to do. The reason why the gaps were uneven is because when I got the rundown I was allowed to choose who I presented to. I obviously chose the spots that I had the best gags for. They couldn't move around the order but I could move around however I wanted. 

All the same conspiracy theories as last year too... "So and so was offended"... "hasn't been invited back yet"... exactly the same as last time. "Paul McCartney was furious"... no he wasn't. And nor was Tim Allen and Tom Hanks. I was drinking with them after. 

Why do people have to embellish? They're allowed to say they hated it. They're allowed to say they didn't find it funny, that it was tasteless, over the top, or whatever. But why do they speculate and make stuff up? 

Don't worry, I know the answer. Because it's more interesting than "it went fine and some people won some awards and then went to a party". But that's all that happened. 

Actually, I see what they mean. Boring. So here's what really happened. Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone started a fight with me but Alec Baldwin and Mark Walberg stepped in and helped me out. That's what happened.


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It was heartwarming to realise I wasn't losing my mind. Some reactions nearly had me believing I'd gone too far too. Nearly. 

Can't wait for the people who thought it was over the top to see my stand-up shows. (bleep) me, they will (bleep) themselves.


http://www.rickygervais.com/thissideofthetruth.php


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:12 pm    Post subject:

Speculation is more fun, I heard Ricky was brainwashed by Scientologist after the show.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:49 pm    Post subject:

It was fantastic. Of course I didn't watch the original telecast, but the compilation of his jokes was genius.

I wish someone did something like this at the Grammys, which are by far the worst of all award shows.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:56 pm    Post subject:

Ricky Gervais is seriously freaking hilarious. Damn.

I just watched twice.

Anyone got more Gervais stuff?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:28 pm    Post subject:

Funniest (bleep) ever! Thanks for posting the vid OP
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:37 pm    Post subject:

meh, his jokes were not really clever and his delivery was pretty bad, he simply had did jokes most people wouldnt touch at an awards ceremony
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:39 pm    Post subject:

That was some funny (bleep). I never watch this crap but if they have the balls to bring him back I'll watch next year.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:42 pm    Post subject:

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meh, his jokes were not really clever and his delivery was pretty bad, he simply had did jokes most people wouldnt touch at an awards ceremony


^ Charlie Sheen
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:46 pm    Post subject:

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Ricky Gervais is seriously freaking hilarious. Damn.

I just watched twice.

Anyone got more Gervais stuff?

I'm personally not a Gervais fan, but I do enjoy this video lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:01 pm    Post subject:

Not sure how I would feel if I was publicly humiliated on TV for a past indiscretion.

Not sure how I would feel about someone getting a laugh at my expense.

Humiliating someone on what should be a celebratory night is tasteless.

I can see why it appealed to the masses.

Much like Chris Rock, I hope Ricky is never asked back to host an awards show.

His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:09 pm    Post subject:

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His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.


Which is why its so great. Get'em, Ricky.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:31 pm    Post subject:

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His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.


Which is why its so great. Get'em, Ricky.



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:37 pm    Post subject:

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Not sure how I would feel if I was publicly humiliated on TV for a past indiscretion.

Not sure how I would feel about someone getting a laugh at my expense.


How fragile is your ego that you wouldn't be able to laugh at a mistake you made or allow that it made someone else laugh/smile?

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Humiliating someone on what should be a celebratory night is tasteless.


"Tasteless" is a meaningless word in this instance. What you really mean to say is that you didn't like it.

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I can see why it appealed to the masses.


It was appealing because it was funny. Except to you, of course, which is okay.

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Much like Chris Rock, I hope Ricky is never asked back to host an awards show.



I'll agree with you on Chris Rock because he stopped being funny sometime in the 90s.
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His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.


It was all of those except for unfunny.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:41 pm    Post subject:

Gervais was asked back. He did the Globes last year. It's Ricky Gervais. You kinda know what you're going to get. And he did exactly what the HFPA wanted him to do, regardless of what they say: keep the Globes in the press for as many days as possible.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:43 pm    Post subject:

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His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.


Which is why its so great. Get'em, Ricky.



The masses have spoken.


Im the masses?

(bleep) yea, dude!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:00 am    Post subject:

dubaholic1 wrote:
Not sure how I would feel if I was publicly humiliated on TV for a past indiscretion.

Not sure how I would feel about someone getting a laugh at my expense.

Humiliating someone on what should be a celebratory night is tasteless.

I can see why it appealed to the masses.

Much like Chris Rock, I hope Ricky is never asked back to host an awards show.

His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.


Hence why it was funny. If it was at a celebrity roast, it wouldn't be that funny, because it would be expected.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:16 am    Post subject:

OK I feel the need to stick up for myself at this point, as it has become quite obvious that my view is the minority.

The fact is we are looking at things from two very distinct perspectives: Inside and outside.


To most of you, you see celebs as these one dimensional type people. Out takes and sound bites from the news.

I happen count several as friends who were disparaged that night. They are real people. Not just these sound bites you see on TMZ. My good friend had his heart in the right place when he got up there and quipped about the 'mean spirited' undertones the evening had started to take on. I concur.

No one wants to see their friends humiliated on a night that is supposed to honor our colleagues for a year of hard work.

Ricky set the tone by opening the show recounting Sheen's dalliances in a hotel room? Classless.

I respect your guys' opinions here, but to me it was a shameful display.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:24 am    Post subject:

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dubaholic1 wrote:
Not sure how I would feel if I was publicly humiliated on TV for a past indiscretion.

Not sure how I would feel about someone getting a laugh at my expense.


How fragile is your ego that you wouldn't be able to laugh at a mistake you made or allow that it made someone else laugh/smile?

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Humiliating someone on what should be a celebratory night is tasteless.


"Tasteless" is a meaningless word in this instance. What you really mean to say is that you didn't like it.

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I can see why it appealed to the masses.


It was appealing because it was funny. Except to you, of course, which is okay.

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Much like Chris Rock, I hope Ricky is never asked back to host an awards show.



I'll agree with you on Chris Rock because he stopped being funny sometime in the 90s.
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His material was unfunny, unintelligent, vitriolic & mean spirited. Better suited for a comedic roast than a night of celebration.


It was all of those except for unfunny.


Unintelligent, vitriolic and mean spirited are not good things.

Sorry if I prefer a little class for my awards shows.
If Ricky wants to do shtick, he's better suited for stand up comedy.
Again, my opinion is one of someone who works in the industry and who counts a lot of these people as friends and colleagues.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:26 am    Post subject:

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I happen count several as friends who were disparaged that night. They are real people. Not just these sound bites you see on TMZ. My good friend had his heart in the right place when he got up there and quipped about the 'mean spirited' undertones the evening had started to take on. I concur.


You mean your friend the drug addict who joked about having sex with 5 of the actresses in the room at once? But that wasn't tasteless because he's your friend.

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No one wants to see their friends humiliated on a night that is supposed to honor our colleagues for a year of hard work.


I enjoyed seeing your friends ridiculed quite a bit, actually. If they were humiliated then so be it. I mean if I took a bunch of drugs and became so disoriented that I stumbled my way into a complete stranger's home and then eventually her bed, I'd have a sense of humor about it later. But then again I'm not your friend.

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Ricky set the tone by opening the show recounting Sheen's dalliances in a hotel room? Classless.


"Classless." Another empty word that really means "I didn't like it."

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I respect your guys' opinions here, but to me it was a shameful display.


Explain how it was "shameful".
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:37 am    Post subject:

"And thank you to god, for making me an atheist"

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:10 am    Post subject:

Great comedy is mean. If Gervais got to roast the Lakers, I'd hope half of LG gets pissed off. It means he did his job.

After the show, Gervais went out partying with the same folks he roasted. All in good fun.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:47 am    Post subject:

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