Things you think only you do

phayze one · Star Player Joined: 17 Dec 2008 Posts: 5389

I like to shower in the dark.

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lakersgirl · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:16 pm Post subject:

My money has to be arranged from biggest dollar amount to the smallest in my wallet, with the exception being a two dollar bill that stays in the back. I then organize my change into what makes a dollar and that goes into one compartment and the other change goes into different section.

Before I go to sleep I have to knock on wood at least 5 times.

I always have to flush the toilet when I get out the shower.

When I pour a drink I'll fill my cup half way stop for a second and then continue pouring.

When I take my vitamins I always have to take E and B together and C separately.

I wash my hair in two separate sections.
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Dladi Vidac · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:41 pm Post subject:

As soon as customers walk into my shop, and I happen to know what their first name is, I put in a 'King' in front of it and yell out their name in an old timey English accent. example:
"ALLL HAAAAIL KING PHIL!"
"AAAAAAALLL HAAAAIL KING ROBERTO!"
"AAAAALLLLL HAAAAAAAAIL KING VERONICA!"

Have a big stuffed ALF seatbelted in my front seat.

Sing the Mr. Belvedere theme song with an Indian accent, sometimes Vietnamese accent. And I have to finish the entire song, can't end it after just a few lines. I even do the little twinkle ding ding dilladinga ding ding at the end too.

If I touch someone's earlobe, I have to touch their opposite earlobe. Most of the time they resist but I insist that I HAVE to do it and to just let me touch/squeeze/rub their other earlobe and that it's not a big deal.

When I was a kid I watched the episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks where they went to the forest and met their real mother. Their mother sang them a lullaby. Well I always sing that lullaby to other people anytime it's close to bed time or if we're all just dead tired. "Go to sleeep little oneeeeeees, close your eyessssss little onessssss, sleeeeeep time is near, your mom is near, so go to sleeeeeeeep, and close your eyessssss."

There are probably a bunch more but I'm too tired to type.
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jonnybravo · Retired Number Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 30809

When I take off my socks I tickle my own feet.

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frenchbullcho · Star Player Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Posts: 5122

I am a swim instructor and we always have to yell our student's name. I would say their first name with a celebrity's last name, an item name or something catchy as their "last name".

For example: Boy's name is Jason. I would yelled out Jason DERULO.

OR

Girl's name is Coco. I would yelled out Coco PUFF.

12 · Star Player Joined: 03 Sep 2010 Posts: 8617

When I drive, I pretend that I'm a spy on a big secret mission. I sing the music in my head and everything. Everyone on the road, walking on the street and in every car has a specific purpose and reason. There's usually a car that's my target. Once I've killed my target, I move on to the next unsuspecting target. I'm usually really good at hiding it, however once my girlfriend caught me and gave me a "what the hell are you doing?" look.

12 · Star Player Joined: 03 Sep 2010 Posts: 8617

I have a theme music for every situation in life. I'd like to think that all the music in my head is my own creation, but it's probably a mixture of a lot of other songs that I've came across. For example, when I'm walking on an edge looking over a deep drop, I usually play a mixture of Orchard of Mines, Inception and some random music that I came up with. I figured that when I do this, situations seem a lot more epic!!

12 · Star Player Joined: 03 Sep 2010 Posts: 8617

When I'm alone, I have conversations with myself. Not like schizophrenic conversations, but like, I'll talk myself through stuff. For example, if I'm alone and decide to make food, I'll be like, "Welcome to Madison Square Garden, where tonight, we are cooking for his Majesty _____ (my name goes there)."

"What do you feel like consuming tonight Sire?"

"Well, I've been waiting quite a while to eat something and I feel like I haven't given my body the attention it deserves. I had a game plan coming into today, however the opposition played some great defense and I just have to adjust."

And then, the rest of dinner making is accompanied with play by play.

I'm a weirdo. I can entertain myself for hours and hours by just screwing around.

Oh, and I purposely say things to myself where I could respond by yelling "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!"

Chronicle · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:37 am Post subject:

wash my hands after I go to the bathroom

Swift · Starting Rotation Joined: 27 Jan 2012 Posts: 440

When I take a piss I flush the toilet before i'm done pissing to try to finish pissing the exact same time the water flushes down completely to the bottom.

I also have this weird habit of putting my earlobe into my ear cause it feels so good for some reason.

George the Greek · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:20 am Post subject:

I play female characters in RPG's. Or, when I play males, I always name them George and make them look like me.
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angrypuppy · Retired Number Joined: 13 Apr 2001 Posts: 32768

I steal free (bleep). It's fun.

If I'm at a fast food restaurant, I'll load up on napkins and throw them in my desk. Very useful, how many times have you needed to clean something and not have a paper towel around?

If I'm at the supermarket, I'll load up on the plastic bags that you place your groceries in. Perfect for street cleanup after your dog does his number.

If I'm on travel... yes, I'm one of those bastards who takes towels. I'm picky though, I'll only take a towel if it is high quality and if it is fun to steal. I'll walk over to a maid's tray and take a couple. If I get caught I just say I need more. Hell, I got my mother-in-law to do the same. She saw the big grin on my face and thought it was funny, and did the same. It was probably the first thing she ever ripped off in her entire life.

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dont_be_a_wuss · Franchise Player Joined: 29 Mar 2012 Posts: 21572

After taking a dump, before flushing, I rise and look at the poo. I inspect it for little clues as to what meal I am currently on. Corn makes an excellent book mark.

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SP_Fever · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:58 am Post subject:

MANLIEST THREAD IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

I play games with my eye floaters, I try to focus one one of them because its so hard to focus on it directly!
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SilverBullet · Franchise Player Joined: 26 Dec 2011 Posts: 16832

I have a sister.
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