You Know You're a Laker Fan When...

[Sage_10]

[twentyfootlayup]

you come to this forum everyday only to be let down by the ammount of whining that constantly goes on here by so called laker fans ...

[senator kobe]

[FredG]

You don't rag on any of the Laker players because you know you couldn't do 1/1000 the job any of those guys do out there on the court.

[LGD]

You might be a Laker fan if.....

- You can't help but cringe at the sound of a cowbell...
- You make every effort to avoid highlights after a loss, yet the one time you turn on the TV, they always seem to come up...
- 0.4 seconds is an eternity...
- You know Dancing Barry isn't just a moderator here at LG...
- When I say Larry Krystkowiak.....you know who I'm talking about...
- When you stay up until 2:00 in the morning to watch the first preseason game of the year in Hawaii...
- You wore a Lakers jersey the day after the three-peat came to an end....
- You couldn't help but shed a tear when Chick passed on...
- You know Doug Christie is a b****...
- You recorded every single game of the '03-'04 season because "this season is going to be one for the ages"...
- your family knows not to say a WORD to you after a loss...
- you know Shea Seals went to Tulsa University...
- you know Shea Seals...

[Point a Minute]

-refuse to sign a permission slip for your son to go to a Clipper game w/school
-Not buying your wife a V-day gift when she does sign the slip
-Going to a game w/your boss because he has an extra tix & you hate him

[Sage_10]

[LALguy]

Your wife goes to visit her sister every time the Lakers loose the third game in a row.

Your dog runs away after the third Laker loss in a row.

Co-workers all go on vacation after the third Laker loss in a row while subordinates call in sick until the Lakers win one.

Your boss waits until the third loss in a row then has you fire the "postal" employee that everybody else is afraid of.

Red traffic lights immediately turn green after the third Laker loss in a row.

[gdballa03]

When you drive hours to pickup tickets for wayyyy over face value, and feel sick when they end up losing that game...

[aFFie]

When you give your girlfriend Laker tickets for her birthday while she doesn't like basketball.

You beat the living cr*p out of a loved one after a Laker loss.

[stretch]

1. When all your friends say you would suck Kobes &*&^ because you talk about him so much.
2. when you buy Directv for your mother in laws house because your wife talks you into moving in with her to save to by my own house.
3.you buy TIVO, and a lifetime subscription because you work too much, and you can't watch the game "live".
4.you watch the games instead of have $ex with your wife, of when you are, your thinking if the lakers are winning.
5.your work computer ALWAYS HAS LAKERSGROUND refreshing every 5 minutes.
6.you stay up till midnight, and wake up at 6am to see if Shaq signed with the Lakers and not the Magic.
7.you miss work to go the championship parade, and you go solo, because all your buddies hate Kobe.
8.you get pissed everytime you think of the guys we passed on in the last 5 years of drafts.
9.you wear you lakers gear proudly when you visit your family in San Antonio
10.you have a ritual of burning *SPURS* t-shirts before a playoff series with them. (YEP, I did do that), and I recorded it to send to my parents for sending me that stupid shirt.
11. you refuse to buy gas at ARCO, because they sponser the Queens.
yes, I am anal!

[LoveLA]

i take it out on other people when the Lakers loose.

[jLuVTHaLaKERS]

when you get personally offended when people bad mouth KOBE

when you slap someone for telling you "its just a game" after a loss

when you smile for days after a win

when you remember when you thought cedric ceballos wuz THA MAN....