Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:57 pm    Post subject: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:13 pm    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:01 pm    Post subject:

Young love is so sweet...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:36 am    Post subject:

This thread is useless without pics.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:45 am    Post subject:

I'm so used to seeing threads with G.O.A.T in it, I was expecting something about #24, guess thats what I get for wandering onto the OT forum when I'm half asleep. As for this goat, I admire the justice, but with the owner as the witness that "tied him up" I really hope for justice sake the man did the act. I mean if you really hated someone, you could tie them up and say they raped your goat and force them to marry it. Hats off to the elders for the creativity.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:22 am    Post subject:

Yet if he had been caught having sex with another man they would have both been killed. How stupid is this?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject:

wonder what the wedding song was.
a) baa baa black sheep
b) mary had a little lamp
c) old macdonald (goat version)
d) always and for eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ever
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject:

What about the goat's feelings in all of this?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:59 am    Post subject:

Was is it consensual. You know if it was Kobe, people would have said he raped it.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:22 am    Post subject:

ocho wrote:
This thread is useless without pics.


HERE (Don't worry - it's clean.)
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:04 am    Post subject:

NoMoreGame7s wrote:
ocho wrote:
This thread is useless without pics.


HERE (Don't worry - it's clean.)


Nice!

And here's a picture of the bride:

http://www2.chicoer.com/bridal/Resources/goat.jpeg
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject:

jamas33 wrote:
wonder what the wedding song was.
a) baa baa black sheep
b) mary had a little lamp
c) old macdonald (goat version)
d) always and for eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ever


I heard the DJ was bumping "Baby Got Baahhhh-k" and some Black Sheep at the reception.
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