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Omar Little
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| MIMLaker wrote: | On a related note, the worst type of song has to be the "breakfast song."
You know what I'm talking about. A singer, a female one the majority of the time for a breakfast song, sings a song where somehow they talk about how bad their day is, how bad their relationship is, how bad their life is... and it unimaginatively starts out with a recitation of their stupid breakfast.
Example 1: Karyn White, "Superwoman", circa 1987:
Early in the morning
I put breakfast at your table
And make sure that your coffee
Has its sugar and cream :roll:
Your eggs are over easy
Your toast done lightly
All that's missing is your morning kiss
That used to greet me 
Now you say the juice is sour
It used to be so sweet
And I can't help but to wonder
If you're talking 'bout me 
Example 2: Jewel, "You Were Meant for Me"
I got my eggs and my pancakes too 
I got my maple syrup, everything but you.
I break the yolks, make a smiley face 
AIN'T NOTHIN' WORSE THAN A FREAKING BREAKFAST SONG!
MIM |
Great post MIM, you're absolutely right.
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Canadian Laker
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| MIMLaker wrote: | On a related note, the worst type of song has to be the "breakfast song."
You know what I'm talking about. A singer, a female one the majority of the time for a breakfast song, sings a song where somehow they talk about how bad their day is, how bad their relationship is, how bad their life is... and it unimaginatively starts out with a recitation of their stupid breakfast.
Example 1: Karyn White, "Superwoman", circa 1987:
Early in the morning
I put breakfast at your table
And make sure that your coffee
Has its sugar and cream :roll:
Your eggs are over easy
Your toast done lightly
All that's missing is your morning kiss
That used to greet me
Now you say the juice is sour
It used to be so sweet
And I can't help but to wonder
If you're talking 'bout me
Example 2: Jewel, "You Were Meant for Me"
I got my eggs and my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you.
I break the yolks, make a smiley face
AIN'T NOTHIN' WORSE THAN A FREAKING BREAKFAST SONG!
MIM |
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
I agree on the Jewel song but I've always liked Karyn White's Superwoman. |
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twoface723
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Posts: 3751
Location: University of Texas
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Pop wrote: | Best:
"I kept feeding her dollars so her (bleep) would make sense."
Also add: Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't trying to survive
I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot
Jay-Z |
  D'Evils
check it out, im too cocky to stop me u gotta kill me
and when im gone u can still feel me
on the real bee
this (bleep) is eternal i rock the heavens well
even if they wont let me in heaven i raise hell
till its heaven
recognise, the black cat with the nine lives
get up off me n!99@ its bad luck to cross me
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lakeshow03
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Pop wrote: | | Snipes wrote: | | "Look, if I shoot you, I'm brainless But if you shoot me, then you're famous." |
...What's a (bleep) to do?
Tight line. |
its actually "if i shoot you,im famous.if you shoot me,youre brainless" 
just a couple cool ones off the top of the dome
"im not a killer but dont push me,revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting *****"-2pac
"just in case you dont remember me ill run your brain around the block to jog your memory-eminem |
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lakeshow03
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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| twoface723 wrote: | Of the top of my head I like these lines....
I'm just tryin to do the opposite of left//
As long as there's the opposite of death//
Yes, but test and I might just bring the opposite of life//
Til There's no one the opposite of right//
-Lupe Fiasco
Ask Beavis, I get nuthin But-Head.
-Big L |
what lupe song is that? |
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Mr.Tricky
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| MIMLaker wrote: | On a related note, the worst type of song has to be the "breakfast song."
You know what I'm talking about. A singer, a female one the majority of the time for a breakfast song, sings a song where somehow they talk about how bad their day is, how bad their relationship is, how bad their life is... and it unimaginatively starts out with a recitation of their stupid breakfast.
Example 1: Karyn White, "Superwoman", circa 1987:
Early in the morning
I put breakfast at your table
And make sure that your coffee
Has its sugar and cream :roll:
Your eggs are over easy
Your toast done lightly
All that's missing is your morning kiss
That used to greet me
Now you say the juice is sour
It used to be so sweet
And I can't help but to wonder
If you're talking 'bout me
Example 2: Jewel, "You Were Meant for Me"
I got my eggs and my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you.
I break the yolks, make a smiley face
AIN'T NOTHIN' WORSE THAN A FREAKING BREAKFAST SONG!
MIM |
Dude you are soooo right on! I hate the starting lines of that Superwoman song, it's so lame to describe breakfast in a song. My wife loves that song too. i hate it just for the opening lines.....The best line ever is "It wouldn't be L.A. without Mexicans, black love BROWN PRIDE, and the sets again" Tupac shot that! |
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24KaratGold
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| frijolero01 wrote: | | "i can be the papa you can be the mom"- Sean Paul, Temperature |
Best Line Ever: Peanut Butter Jelly wit a baseball bat
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twoface723
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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| lakeshow03 wrote: | | twoface723 wrote: | Of the top of my head I like these lines....
I'm just tryin to do the opposite of left//
As long as there's the opposite of death//
Yes, but test and I might just bring the opposite of life//
Til There's no one the opposite of right//
-Lupe Fiasco
Ask Beavis, I get nuthin But-Head.
-Big L |
what lupe song is that? |
Game Time... |
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mbloves L.A.
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The best lyrics have to be by Le Tool - Rosetta Stoned.
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out of my head,
Am I alive, am I dead
Can't remember what they said.
(bleep), S*** the bed.
Another one is in my sig.
Another good one is Viginti Tres, which Maynard sings in Latin.
one infinity
the horror begins in autumn
this is your trial, which tries your (power, might, ability; efficacy, potency)
Twenty three steps to total power.
I could go on about their lyrics, which a insanely thought provoking, but you should do it yourselves.
TOOL Rocks!!!
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