I witnessed a murder this morning

iam · Starting Rotation Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 817

I think I'm going to throw up.

I was riding home from school today on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

..got this from Sherdog forum..

Alpha · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:57 pm Post subject:

so it's a joke?

Flight · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject:

horrible

The_Lakers_Show · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject:

that was beyond dumb.
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Ziggy · Franchise Player Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12741

That's just stupid if it's a joke.

LaLakers999 · Star Player Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1103

you need to be severely beat with a bat for even posting this garbage

uberzev · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject:

Ban him

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Laker_Town · Retired Number Joined: 26 Jun 2006 Posts: 25604

ladies and getlemen...the dumbest post ever.

I want my 10 seconds back!

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ban pls. wtf.
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24KaratGold · Franchise Player Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 17350

LOL!!!! That was hilarious. You had me going. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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iam · Starting Rotation Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 817

either you guys don't have a sense of humor or you've never seen Fresh Prince of Bel Air...

when I first read that and then got to the line

Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I was rolling at work and everyone I shared it with had a real good laugh...

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joshman445 · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject:

it was alright....but i thought it was true though...until the Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air............i love fresh prince of Bel Air

LawyerShawn · Star Player Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 1834

Omg that was funny.

drzucchini · Franchise Player Joined: 28 Sep 2002 Posts: 16327

Older than time itself.

NappyFox · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject:

Hey I thought it was pretty funny.

ToughKarl · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject:

I thought that was funny.

F Snaq · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:55 pm Post subject:

Sick but funny, nonetheless. I have to admit it.
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Addicus · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:59 am Post subject:

I've seen things like this happen so I can't find the humor. Being robbed would have been funny - but murdered? That is not cool. I'm not being sarcastic either.
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LakerLegend · Star Player Joined: 10 Jun 2001 Posts: 1538

:roll:
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B_P · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:47 am Post subject:

It was a long way to go for an "OK" joke.

Too long and not funny enough.

I'd like to see you work on a few things over the off-season and come back next year with something new.

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