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uberzev
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 Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject: 30 Rock Quotes |
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/30_Rock
One of my faves...
| Quote: | | Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. |
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| Quote: | Tracy: I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
Toofer: Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we’ll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
Pete: Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy: Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I’ll put on a ski mask…
Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who’s still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete: No
Tracy: Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete: What was that?
Tracy: I was pooping in the ladies’ room at The Ivy…
Pete: No. |
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Neil
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it's not on there, but i love the part where jack is rehearsing in jack-tor, and he's not doing well and he asks someone "can i get two coffee mugs?"
that and everything on his GE commercial |
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