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Killakobe81
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| scottpot29 wrote: | He gave Rasheed Wallace that bald spot.
At half time of game 2, he told Ray Allen to start missing. Has shot 2% the rest of the series.
He resurrected Red Aurback, just so Ron could steal his cigar and kill him through depression.
After games, he stands inside the furnace to cool down.
He still uses the word furnace.
He impregnated Celine Dion by saying he liked her voice.
He called Coach Rivers a nickname for Richard, but the future coach misheard him. He has been called Doc ever since.
He was able to stomach a Charles Barkley rant. |
LOL good stuff |
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Killakobe81
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| Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:25 am Post subject: |
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| TarLaPaN wrote: | Ron drinks Henessy at halftime...just to even the playing field.
He once threw Trevor Ariza's shoe in the stands to distract him..and then proceeded to nail a wide open three.
Ron Artest once said he wanted to fight Ben Wallace. Ben hasn't been heard or seen since.
Ron told Kevin Garnett to bang his head against the basket support. KG now does this before every game. |
Comic gold ... |
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MIMLaker
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He speeds up at "YIELD" signs. While he refuses to yield to anyone, he simply ignores triangles.
Referees wear sunblock against the heat of his glare.
Hugh Hefner is his wingman.
In upstate New York, chicken wings are sold as Mild, Hot, Suicide... and Ron.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
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JTS1
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| Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:05 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | In upstate New York, chicken wings are sold as Mild, Hot, Suicide... and Ron. |
that would work just fine in LA as well.
in boston, they can't handle that kind of heat.
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DaWood
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Please don't let this thread die!!!!
Good job, everyone!! Keep them coming....LOL |
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MIMLaker
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A rhinoceros charged him once, and was called for a foul.
He has won dart tournaments with a staple gun.
His name is prophetic. Rearranged, the letters in his name spell, "I WILL RANT, LEAD A STORM."
Any vest he wears is bulletproof.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
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Lakers#1Team
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He was inspired to wear the number '37' for the Lakers by watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video 37 times.
He credits the undead in the video for teaching him how to play defense.
The fear and panic often seen on Pierce's grizzled mug is proof that the "Tru Warier" can even scare the undead.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world. |
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scottpot29
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His mother slapped him once.......once.
He can make his cake AND eat it too.
When he is between a rock and a hard place, he is happy, but it doesn't last long because the rock runs away.
When he is behind the 8 ball, the 8 ball craps its pants.
Ron was visiting Russia once and got upset. They covered it up by claiming a nuclear plant melted down.
The oil rig that blew up in the gulf did so because Ron bumped into it while swimming laps around the world.
There is a hole in the ozone so he can practice shooting when he flies.
A few weeks ago Ron went to Mexicali to eat some authentic Mexican food. He farted and started a 6.2 earthquake.
Zod kneels to him.
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Colby Briant
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| Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Someone should make a video of these with random artest footage and a creepy voice. |
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24KaratGold
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RonRon... The Most Interesting Man in the world.
On Doc Rivers...
"He may be 80% water, but he is no psychiatrist."
The Most Interesting Man in the world
On the Celtics...
"No ."
On the Garden in Boston...
"Garden? I prefer the Grand Central Market. The pupusas with spicy slaw keep me thirsty. Stay thirsty my friends."
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adr3nalin3
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| I just woke up my wife laughing out loud to all these posts |
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mambath
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He once made paulina pierce practice how to ride a wheelchair just in case he'd have to play against him.
...but when I do, I prefer Henny
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Fans camp out to see him at a premier for a movie he's not in.
They call him Ron Ron...Cause 2 Rons always make a right.
He's known to receive standing obvations from paraplegic fans.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world!
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MedRomLaker
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When he drinks Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce, Dave gets hemorrhoids.
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mambath
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| Killakobe81 wrote: | | TarLaPaN wrote: | Ron drinks Henessy at halftime...just to even the playing field.
He once threw Trevor Ariza's shoe in the stands to distract him..and then proceeded to nail a wide open three.
Ron Artest once said he wanted to fight Ben Wallace. Ben hasn't been heard or seen since.
Ron told Kevin Garnett to bang his head against the basket support. KG now does this before every game. |
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DaWood
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| Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Come on PPL!! one of you geniuses can turn all these awesome posts into youtube videos.
STEP UP PPL!!! LOL
QUEENSBRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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OLLIE-BOY
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He can shoot 3 pointers, from in front of the arch.
He's once won a 48min game, by playing for 3.5 secs.
He has mastered the triangle, by running in circles. He can win a best of 7 series, in one game.
He is, the luckiest SOB in the NBA! Lol |
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He is left-handed...and he is right-handed.
People hang on his every word...even the prepositions.
He once dug a hole in the sand on the beach--you know it as the Panama Canal.
He could disarm you with his looks...or his hands...either way.
He steadfastly holds to the motto, "safety third." |
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StOnEy333
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Qsmiff
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He once took a crap in the woods....so the bear wouldn't feel awkward
He once picked a peck of pickled peppers.......with his off hand
Captain Hook gave up his other arm..... for a chance to high-five Ron-Ron
Once used the 'Jaws of Life' just to trim his nose hair
"stay thirsty my friend"
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This thread needs to be permanently sticky'd
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Lakersarethebesteva
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| Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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He is left-handed, and right-handed
If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
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DaWood
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He introduced Luca Brasi to the aquatic life beneath the East River...
The black case that Jules and Vincent gave to Marsellius Wallace belongs to him...
He doesn't becomes one with the Force, the Force becomes one with him..
He was the original Mr. Blond until he changed his mind...
Unlike, Captain Picard, he only saw THREE LIGHTS!!!!!
He does not sample previously released music , previously released music sampled him
He IS the magic wand....
He is.......the world's most interesting man |
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OLLIE-BOY
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:24 am Post subject: |
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He can throw a party, with one arm.
He's been known gargle peanut butter.
He is the most interesting man. |
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