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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 13197 Location: @ the beach
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:09 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris Facts |
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What's your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?
Here's a few of mine:
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take (bleep) from anybody.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
-Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
-Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. It's too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry! _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
So hit me with music! ♪ ♫ |
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Conker Franchise Player
Joined: 09 Jun 2010 Posts: 13056 Location: MDC
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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-Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
-The old lady that asked "Where's the beef?" obviously hasn't seen Chuck Norris naked.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
-If Chuck Norris was a video game boss, you'll never defeat him. If Chuck Norris was a playable character, he's unplayable since you can't control Chuck Norris.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can believe it's butter.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law & Order" are trademarked names of his left and right legs. _________________ (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ʕʘᴥʘʔ (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■) (┛◉Д◉)┛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90307 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:47 am Post subject: |
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When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet... When he pees. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 13197 Location: @ the beach
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
So hit me with music! ♪ ♫ |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:36 am Post subject: |
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Norris once got a script for a Bronson movie in which his character kills Bronson. It was Bronson's own idea. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
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EDDIE DONX! |
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axs Starting Rotation
Joined: 30 Nov 2008 Posts: 853 Location: SF Valley, CA.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:01 am Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. So he went and got it back. |
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Lakersarethebesteva Star Player
Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 5285 Location: The Overlook Hotel
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:20 am Post subject: |
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axs wrote: | Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. So he went and got it back. |
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad |
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jabberjaw Star Player
Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 3038
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:34 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | If Chuck Norris was a playable character, he's unplayable since you can't control Chuck Norris. |
good one. _________________
SilverBullet wrote: | ...I'm not planning to make drug or anything. Plus, this may only work in a 3rd world country because American cops are smart. Plus, they don't have K-9 units over there. |
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Bayouhornetscajun Sixth Man
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:56 am Post subject: |
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lame joke |
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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:05 am Post subject: |
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Bayouhornetscajun wrote: | lame joke |
Are you trying to pad your stats and get to 100 so you can finally post some non-sense thread about how the Hornets are going to beat the lakers???
_________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
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TheRod Star Player
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Free_Kobe wrote: | Bayouhornetscajun wrote: | lame joke |
Are you trying to pad your stats and get to 100 so you can finally post some non-sense thread about how the Hornets are going to beat the lakers???
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Moses Star Player
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them _________________ Lakers, Chargers, Dodgers, Arsenal FC.
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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris just got back from Pakistan. _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris... _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:37 am Post subject: |
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The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris. _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
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Chronicle Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris |
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