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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 13197 Location: @ the beach
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:38 am Post subject: Best Entourage Lines |
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I've been on this Entourage marathon during my drives to LA... (i know not the best practice, but i have all 4 seasons on my ipod and rarely look to watch, more to listen to the show)...
but as you know, a ton of funny lines comes from the show...
I've compiled a few of my favorites (in no particular order):
Quote: | -Ari: F**k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency t**ty-f**k, don’t answer! |
Quote: | -Lloyd: Are you hiding something, Ari???
Ari: Just my C**k and my A***ole!!! |
Quote: | -Ari: You can have it if you want to live in Agora f**king hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherf**king Wednesday. |
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-Ari: When i get done with you'll be reppin' Sideshow Freaks! You need Jo-JO the dog-faced b**ch boy? Call Josh Weinf**k, the Light-weight pen stealing f**k face. |
Quote: | -Ari: Lloyd, pack up all my files. Pile up everything you see and throw it into a box. You see a used condom, a spiked paddle, or an executioner's mask, don't think. Just pack that b**ch, chop suey!! |
_________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
So hit me with music! ♪ ♫ |
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TNLakersFanInLA Star Player
Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 9657 Location: Chattanooga, TN
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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"Smoke more weed Turtle. Seriously. Smoke more weed."
Ari _________________ Monta Ellis: "Kobe is #1, I'm #2, LeBron is #3." |
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phayze one Star Player
Joined: 17 Dec 2008 Posts: 5389
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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Drama: Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass f**ked her |
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Tony Almeida Retired
Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 12072
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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"What if I were to tell you I have a 22 inch (bleep), is that something you might be interested in?" - Ari
Dana: "Ari, I need to talk to you."
Ari: "Dana, the only time I've enjoyed talking to you is when your mouth has been full."
"Dana, I have NEVER cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife. But if you want to jerk me in the car right now, I'm game." - Ari
Mrs. Gold: "What's in the bag?"
Ari: "A kilo of blow. What's with all the (bleep) questions?"
"It's like high school. You can't (bleep) the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers." - Ari
"I'll beat that old (bleep) and throw him in the pool. Only Daddy speaks that way." - Ari
"Everybody stop. I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the (bleep) Bobcats. And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of (bleep) diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY of them. They're all just a number, like wife number one and therapist number seven. GOOD DAY!" - Ari
"You want to hug it out? Let's hug it out (bleep)." - Ari
"I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three." - Drama
"Victory!" - Drama
"Do you really find it necessary, to drive UP my ass?" - Drama (right before he wails on the guy's car with a golf club)
"Where'd you meet her Drama? The Barry Bonds hearings?" - Turtle (after Drama's buff girlfriend leaves) |
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Vishnu Franchise Player
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 16558
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:52 am Post subject: |
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There a lot of great line in Entourage, but the only one I can think of is:
"Victory"-Drama. |
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phayze one Star Player
Joined: 17 Dec 2008 Posts: 5389
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Some good quotes from tonight's rerun (sitting courtside at Laker game):
Drama: "Lamar Odom's got great calves huh?"
In same scene
Eric: "He doesn't wanna get typecast (as Aquaman)"
Ari: "Tell you what there's joker, batman, and spiderman. They're all typecast-- as rich guys."
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Free_Kobe Franchise Player
Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 13197 Location: @ the beach
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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Ari: I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and I'm going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious... I really dont see it!"
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like?
Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple f**kin' axel over to the phone and try Cameron again? _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
So hit me with music! ♪ ♫ |
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