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Charles Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: Tony Parker's a limp noodle in the sack |
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http://darkhat.blogspot.com/2006/03/eva-longoria-is-better-at-sex.html
Contact Music is reporting that Desperate Houswives star Eva Longoria had to teach Tony Parker how to please her in the bedroom, because he is so inexperienced.
Eva admits she was the only one who knew what she was doing: "Tony's only been with one other person in his life. I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love." |
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eniq 0x00 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:49 am Post subject: |
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What a rude (bleep). I'm sure she would've been pleased about her first lay telling others that she was lame. _________________ "In essence, the trade was: Shaq, Rick Fox and Gary Payton for Odom, Kwame, Mihm, Profit, 2nd round picks, a 1st round pick and 30 million in luxury tax saviings." - LakerJam
^^ Farmar
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tony smith Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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you just made my day, charles. thanks! |
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angrypuppy Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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Parker's entire game is based on quickness. |
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Snipes Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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tony smith Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Socks Franchise Player
Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 10761 Location: Bay Area, CA
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Ugh. She's nice to look at but seriously, every time she speaks it grates on my nerves.
Can you imagine how much smack Tony is gonna have to deal with from his teammates and opponents? |
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tony smith Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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it's too bad barkley retired, he'd give parker hell on that.
remember how much he'd get on ac green for being a virgin? he'd ride parker the whole game! |
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NestT Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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Imagine the opposite
Tony "Eva is so experienced, she gets around, been with at least 100 Men.
She can teach anyone a thing or two about a thing or two...."
BTW.Not very good for the rep of the supposedly legendary Frenchman.
BTWII: I thought this was going to be a story about Tony on Viagra. |
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daxeqtr Starting Rotation
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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angrypuppy wrote: | Parker's entire game is based on quickness. |
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AirKobe8 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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@ angrypuppy
Eva is a whore! "experienced" yeah right... _________________ www.lakersbrasil.com
Fan site made by me and others, dedicated to posting Laker news and articles in portuguese. |
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lakers0505 Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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wow, thats (bleep) rude of her, yep im sure all couples tell the world about their private life. Like I said Goldigger. |
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Basketball Fan Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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lakers0505 wrote: | wow, thats (bleep) rude of her, yep im sure all couples tell the world about their private life. Like I said Goldigger. |
While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here... |
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lakers0505 Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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she has fame yea, but the kind of money tony parker has is above and beyond anything she will ever have. She stars on a show on ABC, Tony parker has a 60 + million dollar contract.. |
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DaggerInTheHeart Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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Basketball Fan wrote: | While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here... |
Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger? |
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The Dagger Star Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:22 am Post subject: |
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lakers0505 wrote: | she has fame yea, but the kind of money tony parker has is above and beyond anything she will ever have. She stars on a show on ABC, Tony parker has a 60 + million dollar contract.. |
She probably clears 100,000 per episode. That's like 2 million per year. Not even close to the 10 million Tony gets + endorsements. Personally, I think she's in it for the attention. Celebrities are attention whores, that's why you see her at every game with her big fat smile. Oh, and "experienced" is a euphymism for slut. With all that said, she's still hot as hell. |
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Exick Site Staff
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:39 am Post subject: |
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DaggerInTheHeart wrote: | Basketball Fan wrote: | While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here... |
Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger? |
Does the Pope (bleep) in the woods?
It looks at first glance like something that maybe would have been better left unsaid, but realistically, I think it's mostly guys that think that. Girls see inexperience as a positive thing, so saying that Tony didn't have a lot of experience probably didn't sound all that insulting to her when she said it. _________________ Game recognize game, Granddad. - Riley Freeman, The Boondocks |
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lakers0505 Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Exick wrote: | DaggerInTheHeart wrote: | Basketball Fan wrote: | While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here... |
Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger? |
Does the Pope (bleep) in the woods?
It looks at first glance like something that maybe would have been better left unsaid, but realistically, I think it's mostly guys that think that. Girls see inexperience as a positive thing, so saying that Tony didn't have a lot of experience probably didn't sound all that insulting to her when she said it. |
Very True, guys and girls , minds are contructed differently, thats y we take in stuff different than they do ,etc..read up on it if u dont know what i mean, very interesting information. |
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Basketball Fan Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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DaggerInTheHeart wrote: | Basketball Fan wrote: | While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here... |
Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger? |
It wouldn't surprise me if she was but I don't know for a fact however his parents thought that for a reason... |
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effalllakerhaters Starting Rotation
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:57 am Post subject: |
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DaggerInTheHeart wrote: | Basketball Fan wrote: | While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here... |
Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger? |
i ain't saying she's a gold-digger, but she ain't messing with no broke n's. |
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vandido626 Star Player
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Parker is still a LITTLE FEMALE DOG. _________________ "Scoring the ball is pretty much like breathing to me." - Kobe Bryant |
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calistrtballr Star Player
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:28 am Post subject: |
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Sister Golden Hair Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:44 am Post subject: |
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angrypuppy wrote: | Parker's entire game is based on quickness. |
Well, quickness, yes, but also penetration and going to the hole better than anyone --- this season, anyway. He also shoots for a very high percentage, so Eva may want to keep a pregnancy test handy.
Give Tony his due, or as the the French would say, his "deux."
SGH |
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