Joined: 02 Jan 2012 Posts: 12241 Location: The Two One Three
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:58 pm Post subject:
TheGOATWears#24 wrote:
I blow bubbles using my saliva and tongue.
You ain't the only one, sir.
This thread is really a good way of picking out the crazies out of the LG bunch. And apparently we have quite of few.
With that, I can easily tell if anything in my home has been moved within a fraction of an inch. Misery style, bizinches! _________________ The butter's hard and the eggs are chillin' in the dark.
Joined: 02 Jan 2012 Posts: 12241 Location: The Two One Three
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:01 pm Post subject:
Mike@LG wrote:
When I drive, I try to predict the behavior of all cars on the road. Depending on who is unpredictable, I'll pass them, or just create a path for drivers who want to pass. Zero accidents. 14 years.
I do this too. My road radar is on point. _________________ The butter's hard and the eggs are chillin' in the dark.
Have a supply of baby wipes at work for when I have to deuce. In the past 10 or so years I have probably "converted" about 25-30 people.
When I still had my outdoor hoop in the backyard, I would have to go out and throw down a dunk whenever the Lakers lost a game, just to relieve some of my anger. Didn't matter if it was late at night or raining outside. I would have to actually convert the dunk too before I went back inside. I had it set at about 9 and a half feet (I'm about 5'9) but half the time I'd have had a few beers and most likely some grub during the game... so needless to say it was a chore at times.
When at the store, I NEVER grab the item that is right in front. For example, if there is a drink on one of the freezer racks at the market, I have to move the first one out of the way and grab the 2nd or 3rd one behind it.
Joined: 16 Jan 2008 Posts: 391 Location: Where the butterflies sleep
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:08 pm Post subject:
I insert my right pinky into my right ear, then I turn my wrist counter clockwise so my palm is facing up, then I flick my pinky out of my ear creating a loud popping sound. Endless enjoyment, strangely though I never could do it with my left ear. _________________ But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall..
When I was a kid and my mom would leave me in the car for a few minutes, I used to hide between the seats of our family Suburban or in the trunk because I was so convinced I was going to be kidnapped. I thought it would give me the best chance of not being seen by a kidnapper.
Whenever I bump into a cabinet or furniture on my left side, I square up to fight it and (bleep) my right fist back like I'm going to launch it. Still do it to this day.
Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 18984 Location: The High Desert
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:05 am Post subject:
PLATNUM wrote:
Have a supply of baby wipes at work for when I have to deuce. In the past 10 or so years I have probably "converted" about 25-30 people.
When I still had my outdoor hoop in the backyard, I would have to go out and throw down a dunk whenever the Lakers lost a game, just to relieve some of my anger. Didn't matter if it was late at night or raining outside. I would have to actually convert the dunk too before I went back inside. I had it set at about 9 and a half feet (I'm about 5'9) but half the time I'd have had a few beers and most likely some grub during the game... so needless to say it was a chore at times.
When at the store, I NEVER grab the item that is right in front. For example, if there is a drink on one of the freezer racks at the market, I have to move the first one out of the way and grab the 2nd or 3rd one behind it.
I have been contemplating converting to baby wipes. The only thing holding me back was being too ashamed to buy them. I don't know why I should be ashamed but I just am.
This makes me realize that it's more normal than I thought. _________________ ...in my opinion.
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19877 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:15 am Post subject:
LakerFan87 wrote:
I have been contemplating converting to baby wipes. The only thing holding me back was being too ashamed to buy them. I don't know why I should be ashamed but I just am.
Sometimes I keep my eyes open for as long as I can until I can't anymore. I don't know why, it feels weird and I like it.
Sometimes when I'm alone in my room, I'll pretend to cross someone over with an invisible ball and then do a Kobe fade-away. Then I'll do his fist pump.
Whenever I take a dump, doesn't matter where it is, I'll put toilet paper on the seat. I just have to. Even in my own home.
Whenever I eat, I always feel like there is food around my mouth, so I use SO MANY napkins.
I'll bat-wing my balls at the most awkward moments. Like talking to my mom, or love interest.
I'll forget I have a tongue and I'll have to move it around in my mouth to remind myself it's there.
Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 13197 Location: @ the beach
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:51 am Post subject:
onepinoyboy8 wrote:
whenever i pass a doorway, i always slap or grab the top of it and pretend im dunking
I slap it like college football players slap the plaque before getting out on the field. _________________ ♪ ♫One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain...
So hit me with music! ♪ ♫
I never take the first item on display at the grocery store. I take the one behind it or the one after it. Assuming sooo many dirty hands have been touching the item on display.
If I buy something and I have change, I try to use the ugliest looking one whether they are coins or dollar bills.
I can't stand the sight of dried water or drips of water on the ground, so I always wipe it up.
I like to spit gum out of my car window - sorry I litter.
I like the volume on my tv to be on an "EVEN" number. _________________ #11/08/16 America became GREAT again
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Joined: 24 Dec 2007 Posts: 36104 Location: Santa Clarita, CA (Hell) ->>>>>Ithaca, NY -≥≥≥≥≥Berkeley, CA
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:06 am Post subject:
PLATNUM wrote:
Have a supply of baby wipes at work for when I have to deuce. In the past 10 or so years I have probably "converted" about 25-30 people.
When I still had my outdoor hoop in the backyard, I would have to go out and throw down a dunk whenever the Lakers lost a game, just to relieve some of my anger. Didn't matter if it was late at night or raining outside. I would have to actually convert the dunk too before I went back inside. I had it set at about 9 and a half feet (I'm about 5'9) but half the time I'd have had a few beers and most likely some grub during the game... so needless to say it was a chore at times.
When at the store, I NEVER grab the item that is right in front. For example, if there is a drink on one of the freezer racks at the market, I have to move the first one out of the way and grab the 2nd or 3rd one behind it.
I do that too. Not really for any irrational reason, I just assume it's been touched and I want a clean one. _________________ Damian Lillard shatters Dwight Coward's championship dreams:
When I leave the house, I lock the door and I wiggle the knob 3 times.....then I walk away and start to wonder if I locked the door so I will run back and check it again.
Sometimes when I believe there is no one around I shoot "air" jumpers (without jumping)....
Sometimes when I get a certain NBA basketball player on my mind I start to imitate his shooting form when I practice or play. My worst shooting slumps have come when I have Luke Walton or Sasha form on my mind.
I never take the first item on display at the grocery store. I take the one behind it or the one after it. Assuming sooo many dirty hands have been touching the item on display.
If I buy something and I have change, I try to use the ugliest looking one whether they are coins or dollar bills.
I can't stand the sight of dried water or drips of water on the ground, so I always wipe it up.
I like to spit gum out of my car window - sorry I litter.
I like the volume on my tv to be on an "EVEN" number.
LOL at the first one, I do the same damn thing, but at all stars. If I'm buying a blu ray, I buy one from the middle. I have a serious mental panic if there is only one copy.
I do the same thing with money, too.
I can't set my alarms to a cliche time like 5:00, 5:15, 6:30, etc... I have to do like 5:03, 5:14, 6:27
Joined: 24 Dec 2007 Posts: 36104 Location: Santa Clarita, CA (Hell) ->>>>>Ithaca, NY -≥≥≥≥≥Berkeley, CA
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:50 pm Post subject:
rwongega wrote:
Before an important interview or meeting, I find the nearest mall and use the free cologne.
And in med school, instead of doing laundry, I just go to Walmart/Target on the way home and buy the cheapest 6 pack of boxers they have. That lasts me for a week.
Why don't you just use Dormaid? _________________ Damian Lillard shatters Dwight Coward's championship dreams:
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