View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
Ziggy Franchise Player
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12742
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:29 am Post subject: a boy, his mother, and.......a penis pump? (article on yahoonews) |
|
|
smart kid.
Quote: | No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really
Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted. |
LINK |
|
Back to top |
|
|
TheRod Star Player
Joined: 24 Dec 2003 Posts: 2019
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:36 am Post subject: |
|
|
In the words of Tim Duncan, that dude "is stunted." |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Socks Franchise Player
Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 10761 Location: Bay Area, CA
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: |
|
|
All I can say is hopefully natural selection will take this guy out so he doesn't have a chance to reproduce. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:51 am Post subject: |
|
|
So did he get to take his pump on the plane, or not? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
|
Back to top |
|
|
LaLakers999 Star Player
Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1103
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: |
|
|
encina1 wrote: | So did he get to take his pump on the plane, or not? |
no but mos def he will be taking it to jail |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Exick Site Staff
Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 15880
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I seriously hope they don't send this guy to prison. We don't need to clog up the prison system with nonsensical crap like this. He's an idiot to be sure, but not deserving of prison time. _________________ Game recognize game, Granddad. - Riley Freeman, The Boondocks |
|
Back to top |
|
|
vandido626 Star Player
Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 1405
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
|
|
sounds like a valid excuse to me _________________ "Scoring the ball is pretty much like breathing to me." - Kobe Bryant |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Muad'Dib Star Player
Joined: 19 Sep 2004 Posts: 3903
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:54 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I hate it when that happens. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Panthas Star Player
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 1262
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:59 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Thats exactly the way to solve that problem.... _________________ Panthas |
|
Back to top |
|
|
24KaratGold Franchise Player
Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 17350
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: |
|
|
He gets my stamp of approval |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Tony Montana Star Player
Joined: 18 Apr 2005 Posts: 2962
|
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
That's thinking outside the box.
What kind of mother must she be if he's more scared of her than the American penal (no pun intended) system? |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Ndn Guy Starting Rotation
Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 336 Location: Downey, CA
|
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject: |
|
|
well begin stunted is not a crime |
|
Back to top |
|
|
ToughKarl Star Player
Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 1101 Location: Orange County
|
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Ndn Guy wrote: | well begin stunted is not a crime |
Well, but being that retarted is. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
The Dagger Star Player
Joined: 15 Mar 2002 Posts: 7276 Location: Sovngarde
|
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Wow, I'm glad I don't need one of those things. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
|