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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject: Commando Style |
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Has Anyone gone commando style
I was late to work this morning as usual and as usual I was rushing to get ready. After I took my shower i ran out to the my dresser drawer and noticed i had no more clean chones .... i said to myself "F it" and went commando style to work, lunch and back. I was wearing think dockers so the itching was insane but other than the usual shifting from one side to another I felt great, lighter, more athletic and not restricted.... I recommend everyone try it at least once. |
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ocho Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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i went commando for about a year and a half and recently switched back to boxers. i think i had an crack showing problem. _________________ 14-5-3-12 |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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ocho wrote: | i went commando for about a year and a half and recently switched back to boxers. i think i had an crack showing problem. |
theres no health issues going commando... is there? becuase im seriously thinking about making the switch |
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ocho Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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LALakers999 wrote: | ocho wrote: | i went commando for about a year and a half and recently switched back to boxers. i think i had an crack showing problem. |
theres no health issues going commando... is there? becuase im seriously thinking about making the switch |
um i don't think so. of course you're going to have to be extra careful about your zipper from now on.
and of course you must be wary of the dread "callous tip" _________________ 14-5-3-12 |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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^^^ yeah i see... im not sure if i do it then... the way i hang its bound to get stuck in the zipper unless i move it around |
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TACH Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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LALakers999 wrote: | ^^^ yeah i see... im not sure if i do it then... the way i hang its bound to get stuck in the zipper unless i move it around | TMI my brotha.... |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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TACH wrote: | LALakers999 wrote: | ^^^ yeah i see... im not sure if i do it then... the way i hang its bound to get stuck in the zipper unless i move it around | TMI my brotha.... |
too late to edit now |
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twenty-four-seven Starting Rotation
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90323 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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24 wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary |
Is anything in this thread actually necessary? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90323 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | 24 wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary |
Is anything in this thread actually necessary? |
Not if 999 started it. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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Tony Montana Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:41 am Post subject: |
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24 wrote: | encina1 wrote: | 24 wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary |
Is anything in this thread actually necessary? |
Not if 999 started it. |
I saw this thread and thought it would involve discussion of those new Britany Spears photos all over the web of her ugly vag... |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:10 am Post subject: |
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Tony Montana wrote: | 24 wrote: | encina1 wrote: | 24 wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary |
Is anything in this thread actually necessary? |
Not if 999 started it. |
I saw this thread and thought it would involve discussion of those new Britany Spears photos all over the web of her ugly vag... |
Ugly or not, I don't find her or Paris Hilton attractive at all, but if there is something interesting going on there, I don't think I would mind how it looks at all. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Tony Montana Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:29 am Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | Tony Montana wrote: | 24 wrote: | encina1 wrote: | 24 wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary |
Is anything in this thread actually necessary? |
Not if 999 started it. |
I saw this thread and thought it would involve discussion of those new Britany Spears photos all over the web of her ugly vag... |
Ugly or not, I don't find her or Paris Hilton attractive at all, but if there is something interesting going on there, I don't think I would mind how it looks at all. |
Go to perezhilton.com or to thesuperficial.com, look back a couple days at the closeups (including c-section scars, as well as misc. fat), and come back and let me know what you think then...
I wasn't saying she was ugly, I was saying her um....special area was not visually appealing... |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Tony Montana wrote: | encina1 wrote: | Tony Montana wrote: | 24 wrote: | encina1 wrote: | 24 wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
That was certainly unnecessary |
Is anything in this thread actually necessary? |
Not if 999 started it. |
I saw this thread and thought it would involve discussion of those new Britany Spears photos all over the web of her ugly vag... |
Ugly or not, I don't find her or Paris Hilton attractive at all, but if there is something interesting going on there, I don't think I would mind how it looks at all. |
Go to perezhilton.com or to thesuperficial.com, look back a couple days at the closeups (including c-section scars, as well as misc. fat), and come back and let me know what you think then...
I wasn't saying she was ugly, I was saying her um....special area was not visually appealing... |
Oh, uhm, I guess I did not see that. Well, if it is a fuzzy camera, or they don't do close up angles, then I still wouldn't mind seeing what Paris and Brittney are doing in their spare time together.
Actually, that reminds of a horrific story. I went to a strip club with my brother one time, and we go in there and all the girls are nasty. It seems it was amateur night. It was just sad.
The one that was most horrific seemed drugged out. She kept walking into walls and couldn't stand up straight. The others were nasty too, but this girl got even worse.
She goes up on stage, she takes off her top, and her boobs were all saggy.
But it gets worse. She takes off the bottoms, and you see this huge C-section scar. It was one thing staring at the train wreck, but at that point, we all just had to stand up and rush out of there.
The good part was that I won $60 playing poker right before that. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Addicus Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
I would suggest baby wipes. Huggies - they're not too wet. You will feel extremely clean and won't have to worry about tire tracks. _________________ Stop crying and start doing.
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frijolero01 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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how can you not have enough time to put on a pair of boxers? _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you. |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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frijolero01 wrote: | how can you not have enough time to put on a pair of boxers? |
dirty boxers?? i dont think so... I could flip them inside out but i was worried about the sweat smell after i worked out in th night before |
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frijolero01 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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If im worried about the sweat smell, I just rub cologne on my arse......on my pants of course. _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you. |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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frijolero01 wrote: | If im worried about the sweat smell, I just rub cologne on my arse......on my pants of course. |
good thinking but...
what happens when you take a dump? |
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frijolero01 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm.....good question. Depending on how bad, ill just wait till I get home. at home, i don't care if i smell like doodie. _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you. |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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actually rubbing colgone on your clothes ruins the material... always rub cologne on your skin. However, the pungent smell from taking a dump will always overpower frangrances |
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NoMoreGame7s Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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psydesho wrote: | twenty-four-seven wrote: | just make sure you're more carefull when you wipe |
I would suggest baby wipes. Huggies - they're not too wet. You will feel extremely clean and won't have to worry about tire tracks. |
Some years back, they came out with flushable wipes for adults. Best invention ever. There wasn't much fanfare or advertising, and I forget how I stumbled across them, but they are AWESOME! There are a couple of TP makers that make them. You can find them right on the shelves next to the TP, but if you don't know what you're looking for, they're easy to miss. They come in a little plastic box about the size of half a loaf of bread, and the box doesn't scream, "Hey, I'm made for ass-wiping!" It just says "Adult Flushable Wipes" or something like that, depending on the brand. I HIGHLY recommend that you try to get your hands on some. They are better than baby wipes because they are flushable, and the size is perfect for making sure you're as clean as can be. I'm anal anout that. (No pun intended.) If I'm still seeing the slightest bit of brown on the TP, I'll keep it going until I'm raw back there. That problem is completely non-existent with the wipes. Like I said, they're the best invention ever. _________________ I got a fever....and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Thanks for the avatar, Hybrid27. |
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frijolero01 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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LALakers999 wrote: | actually rubbing colgone on your clothes ruins the material... always rub cologne on your skin. However, the pungent smell from taking a dump will always overpower frangrances |
. I take a lot of pride in the smell i leave in the bathroom but feel a little embarrassed at work when i see someone go in right after i dropped a grumpy. _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you. |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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frijolero01 wrote: | LALakers999 wrote: | actually rubbing colgone on your clothes ruins the material... always rub cologne on your skin. However, the pungent smell from taking a dump will always overpower frangrances |
. I take a lot of pride in the smell i leave in the bathroom but feel a little embarrassed at work when i see someone go in right after i dropped a grumpy. |
honestly!!! i think america needs a revised sanitation lesson and start making and installing bidets on toilets standard. the key to a clean butt is not paper its water baby!!!
and on top of it... everyone will go commando and we will be saving trees at the same time.... |
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