Old Grand Master vs. MMA guy

 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:56 am    Post subject: Old Grand Master vs. MMA guy

http://www.filecabi.net/video/aikido-grand-master-mma.html

LOL. Does the old guy think this is some dance class?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:03 am    Post subject:

LOL, now this is what the world of intarweb couch potatoes needs are for real fighters to put their reps on the line to settle our Fantasy MMA disputes. Bring on more... how about that Dim Mak guy vs. Fedor?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:01 am    Post subject:

The old man could've gone down as the greatest ever. Now his record has a blemish at 200-1.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:08 am    Post subject:

Money$hot! wrote:
LOL, now this is what the world of intarweb couch potatoes needs are for real fighters to put their reps on the line to settle our Fantasy MMA disputes. Bring on more... how about that Dim Mak guy vs. Fedor?


Fedor wouldn't stand a chance.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:34 am    Post subject:

That ain't even the funny part. This "Grand Master" has a video out where he is knocking students out left and right without even touching them. Looks like this is how he got his 200-0 record...LMAO!!!



BTW, here is another view of the Grand Master getting worked.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:25 pm    Post subject:

Grand Master my ass.

The guy is a joke and moves about as quick as a slug. Absolutely no defense and telegraphed every move.

3 out of 4 people on this board, probably could have kicked his ass.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:44 pm    Post subject:

JD wrote:
Grand Master my ass.

The guy is a joke and moves about as quick as a slug. Absolutely no defense and telegraphed every move.

3 out of 4 people on this board, probably could have kicked his ass.


My sentiments exactly. I especially liked how the so-called "master" allowed the young dude to just grab his Gi like that. Also, a true aikido master wouldn't initiate attack...Aikido is all about counterattacks and using the opponents chi against them.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:43 pm    Post subject:

TheRod wrote:
Money$hot! wrote:
LOL, now this is what the world of intarweb couch potatoes needs are for real fighters to put their reps on the line to settle our Fantasy MMA disputes. Bring on more... how about that Dim Mak guy vs. Fedor?


Fedor wouldn't stand a chance.


Fedor, if he wanted to, could kill that dim mak guy in less than 30 seconds. I mean literally kill.

All these special powers guys are a joke.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:07 pm    Post subject:

LMAO now you guys know why I quit Aikido.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:48 pm    Post subject:

Dude left his arm out there to be grabbed, and it was all over after that. First thing you get taught in any martial arts class is to not let other people grab and control your body parts like that. Sheesh.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:41 pm    Post subject:

Thats like some guy from the WWE fighting in Pride.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:34 am    Post subject:

methdxman wrote:
TheRod wrote:
Money$hot! wrote:
LOL, now this is what the world of intarweb couch potatoes needs are for real fighters to put their reps on the line to settle our Fantasy MMA disputes. Bring on more... how about that Dim Mak guy vs. Fedor?


Fedor wouldn't stand a chance.


Fedor, if he wanted to, could kill that dim mak guy in less than 30 seconds. I mean literally kill.

All these special powers guys are a joke.


If the Dim Mak guy is a master, he would kill Fedor in about 10 seconds

And it has nothing to do with "special powers", it is an intense understanding of the human nervous system, circulatory system, and just the human body in general. More specifically how it functions and why, as well as where it is the weakest.

However, I doubt this guy is a master, so then yes, Fedor would annihilate him
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:31 pm    Post subject:

Moises wrote:
That ain't even the funny part. This "Grand Master" has a video out where he is knocking students out left and right without even touching them. Looks like this is how he got his 200-0 record...LMAO!!!





I've seen a video like that, except it's Rickson just effortlessly armbarring everyone in the Gracie family plus 2 other people in Brazil. That's how he got his 400-0 record.

You know what I think happened here? Have you ever seen that movie Like Mike with Lil Bow Wow? I think in this clip where he is "invisible throwing" (Guile!) everyone, he has Bruce Lee's gi on.

Then prior to the fight where he loses, someone found out about his mystical gi and stole it. Now the old man is on a life altering quest to return the gi to it's rightful place. Coming soon to a theater near you.

Seriously, I felt bad for that old man watching the first clip. It seemed like this was supposed to be another "worked" match in his favor to dazzle the spectators. But then young gi-zy here decided, "F that, I'm not letting old dude embarrass me in front of these people." Like when Bret Hart was told he was going to win against Shawn Michaels, but Vince McMahon secretly had other ideas. Surprise fool!
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