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Buck32
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Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. |
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venturalakersfan
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Airplane, Roger Roger.
How about this one.
Small person: "What do we do after we do it?"
Man with no name: "Then you live with it."
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lakersfreak
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"Hit it with a rock. Then we'll eat it."
What was that?
Uh, nothing.
I heard some squealing or something.
No, everything is fine.
But — the animal is inside out.
I heard that! It got turned inside out?
And it exploded.
Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out and then EXPLODED?
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ocho
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| Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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| lakersfreak wrote: | "Hit it with a rock. Then we'll eat it."
What was that?
Uh, nothing.
I heard some squealing or something.
No, everything is fine.
But — the animal is inside out.
I heard that! It got turned inside out?
And it exploded.
Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out and then EXPLODED? |
oh my god lakersfreak.
GALAXY QUEST IS SOOOOOOOO UNDERRATED!!!!!
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Stylistic Stylez
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| ocho wrote: | | lakersfreak wrote: | "Hit it with a rock. Then we'll eat it."
What was that?
Uh, nothing.
I heard some squealing or something.
No, everything is fine.
But — the animal is inside out.
I heard that! It got turned inside out?
And it exploded.
Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out and then EXPLODED? |
oh my god lakersfreak.
GALAXY QUEST IS SOOOOOOOO UNDERRATED!!!!!
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MATHAZAR!! im after the historical documents!
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ocho
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Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here!
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Zhengi
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| ocho wrote: | | Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here! |
Galaxy Quest.
I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!
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lakersfreak
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| "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? " |
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ShadyG
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Savory Griddles
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| lakersfreak wrote: | | "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? " |
Well, if it isn't Army of Darkness. I'm 99% sure I'm right, so here's my quote. If I'm wrong, disregard it.
"They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a f**k how crazy they are!" |
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Mr. LakeShow
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"* Welcome to Good burger home of the Good Burger can i take you're order *."
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lakersfreak
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:21 am Post subject: |
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Yep, it's on right now, reminded me
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Savory Griddles
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:25 am Post subject: |
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| lakersfreak wrote: | | Yep, it's on right now, reminded me |
Thought so. People are cheating and just throwing out their quotes without answering. |
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