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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Someone walks into your office and offers you a store bought oatmeal raisin cookie. What is the proper response? |
Cobble it up like the cookie monster without realizing that it has sucked all of the moisture from your mouth and you have yet to swallow.
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got milk? |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:13 am Post subject: |
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JerryMagicKobe wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Someone walks into your office and offers you a store bought oatmeal raisin cookie. What is the proper response? |
Cobble it up like the cookie monster without realizing that it has sucked all of the moisture from your mouth and you have yet to swallow.
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got milk? |
Milk might have helped. Also a few bong hits. _________________ Not a legend |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:41 am Post subject: |
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What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton? _________________ Not a legend |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:12 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton? |
a metric effton. |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton? |
we don't use the metric system here, commie |
Com-pound _________________ .
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:18 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton? |
we don't use the metric system here, commie |
Com-pound |
Nyet comrade _________________ Not a legend |
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:45 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Shaber wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton? |
we don't use the metric system here, commie |
Com-pound |
(Bleep)Nyet (Bleep) com(Bleep)rah(Bleep)de(Bleep)(Bleep)(Bleep) |
Fixed _________________ .
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Kobe2Lonz0 Starting Rotation
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton? |
a metric effton. |
a (bleep) tonne |
_________________ True definition of SIN: “A Shrewd, Revolting, Offensive and Aggressive ATTACK....resulting in a fit of SICKNESS.” |
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:40 am Post subject: |
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Freezing temperatures and snow. That must mean winter. _________________ .
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:44 am Post subject: |
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I know. It's mid 60's and raining a little bit. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Time for some Christmas music. _________________ Not a legend |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | I know. It's mid 60's and raining a little bit. |
THIS IS THE STORM OF THE CENTURY ! |
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phayze one Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me? |
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:11 am Post subject: |
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phayze one wrote: | Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me? |
We'd be happy to see you, but you are nowhere to be seen. _________________ .
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Omar Little Moderator
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:14 am Post subject: |
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phayze one wrote: | Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me? |
Happy holidays my dear lady. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:07 am Post subject: |
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Omar Little wrote: | phayze one wrote: | Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me? |
Happy holidays my dear lady. |
I'm going to piggy back onto this holiday greeting. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:23 am Post subject: |
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I'm actually embarrassed for anyone watching that video. _________________ Not a legend |
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:08 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: |
I'm actually embarrassed for anyone watching that video. |
What? No happy old memories? _________________ .
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:40 am Post subject: |
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Palindrome post.
On my way to Zagreb. I won't even ask for suggestions. _________________ .
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:17 am Post subject: |
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I have to ask. Why the hell is weezer getting so much play for a note for note cover of Africa? I just don't get it. They're not bringing anything new to the table.
And it's December. That means I have to beat the crap out of anyone playing a certain Mariah Carey song. Time to polish the brass knuckles. |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Palindrome post.
On my way to Zagreb. I won't even ask for suggestions. |
They.do.have that sweet McDonald's Croatian big .mac. |
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phayze one Star Player
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:40 am Post subject: |
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Last week, I dropped off a return package at Walgreen's because they do Fedex Ground pickups. The next day I tracked it and saw that it had been marked for "Pending Pickup" - as if I was expecting the package and had it delivered to/held at Walgreen's. I have until tomorrow to claim it. But, it's not even my package? It's Bed, Bath, and Beyond's package.
I am far too lazy to go back over to Walgreen's and set them straight. Please let them figure out their own mistake...please... |
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