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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | On today's episode of tech support for my 80+ year old father...
'how do I make the thing change?'
And yes, that's exactly what he asked me. No context whatsoever. |
The correct answer is "right click on the thing." Alternatively you could ask Clippy. |
After 5 minutes of questioning that made me want to cut myself, it turned out he wanted to know how to change the radio station in his car. |
I thought he was talking about his wife. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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This page needs more Zoidberg _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't done one of these in a while _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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Funny note: you cannot write a number alone and have it post. Who knew? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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5 - I am off to Austin tomorrow. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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6 - I return and then am off to Boston almost immediately after _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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7 - for all intents and purposes, I am gone for the rest of the month _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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8 - or is it for all intensive purposes? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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9 - fun fact: I was supposed to be getting married in a few weeks. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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10 - instead, I have my own place again and leaving the state alone _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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11 - fun fact: but I won't be alone when I get there _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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12 - 2018 has been a (bleep) year _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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13 - why is "(bleep)" still being censored? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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14 - mother (bleep)! _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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15 - I blame JD _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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16 - I forget what 8 was for _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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17 - Kiss Off _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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18 - barely legal _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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20 - I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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21 - can you count? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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22 - I mostly went the way of unggoy but come back to spam an entire page and have it all to myself _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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23 - what happened to 19? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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24 - I think it is a YouTube at work all day kind of work day _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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25 - Otherwise known as a typical EB day _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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26 - or PornHub for HtP _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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