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Tottenham Starting Rotation
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:28 am Post subject: Top 5 Really Bad Movies |
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Not monster movies or anything like that. I mean real attempts at big time Cinema that ended up horribly.
Recently:
Stealth
Oceans 13
Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift (Honestly the worst movie I have ever seen)
Dukes of Hazzard
Herbie Fully Loaded
All Time
Earthquake
Armageddon
Moonraker (I love Bond films but this was BAD)
Commando
Battlefield Earth _________________ Proud Tottenham Hotspur Football and Los Angeles Lakers Supporter |
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McBallin' Starting Rotation
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:42 am Post subject: |
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the absolute worst for me is House of the dead. it's so bad that audience was laughing when scene was serious. |
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Caron1 Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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300 _________________ 2009 NBA CHAMPIONS!!! |
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tony smith Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: |
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encino man!
...also can't forget Death Wish III |
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The_Lakers_Show Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Charlie's Angels
The Cable Guy
Battlefield Earth
Batman and Robin _________________ Go Lakers
Go Packers
Go Angels
Go Trojans
Buck Foston |
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DK Star Player
Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 1627 Location: San Diego
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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The Forgotten (Julianne Moore, this was so awful, especially the 'giant invisible straw' thing)
Battlefield Earth
Ghost Rider
Lady in the Water (Worst thing I have ever seen) |
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Strokke Starting Rotation
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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There are a lot of comedies people don't like that I find mediocre. But Balls of Fury is by FAR the worst movie I have ever seen.
Also The adventures of baron munchausen is pretty bad as well. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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QFMFT. THE most over-hyped movie I've ever heard of. |
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chef Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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war of the worlds.
maybe b/c i didn't read the book, but birds?
lame-0! |
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Strokke Starting Rotation
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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I found 300 to be an awesome experience. I'm not sure how it holds up outside of a theatre, but I doubt that it belongs anywhere near a list of the worst movies ever. |
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oldschool32 Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Blair Witch(sp?)
By the way, 300 was a very good movie. _________________ "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."-The Greatest |
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999 Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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tony smith wrote: | encino man! |
that movie rocked |
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REPPIN 818 Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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If you don't have Meet the Spartans on here, you have never seen a bad movie. Seriously. |
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tony smith Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Lakers999 wrote: | tony smith wrote: | encino man! |
that movie rocked |
oops...i misread the title of the thread. i was putting some of my favorite "bad" movies. the ones that are so bad they're good.
for pure simple badness that aspired for greatness, i'd have to go with that all-time clunker TITANIC. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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These are not the worst movies that I've seen, but they were pretty bad:
- Ocean's 12
-Resident Evil: Extinction
- Superbad (Don't even try to defend that one...WAY overrated. There were only like 2-3 funny scenes through-out the whole thing. They were trying WAY too hard to make it seem funny. It was childish and simply dumb).
- 50 First Dates
-Taking Lives
-Hostel II
I'll post some more when they come to mind. _________________ (\__/)
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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tony smith wrote: | Lakers999 wrote: | tony smith wrote: | encino man! |
that movie rocked |
oops...i misread the title of the thread. i was putting some of my favorite "bad" movies. the ones that are so bad they're good.
for pure simple badness that aspired for greatness, i'd have to go with that all-time clunker TITANIC. |
I love that movie too! As silly as it was, it still managed to make me laugh. _________________ (\__/)
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BlackMamba Starting Rotation
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tsumlakers88 wrote: |
QFMFT. THE most over-hyped movie I've ever heard of. | If you understand the story the movie is pretty cool. _________________ Love Soccer |
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methdxman Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Patch Adams is probably the worst movie ever made. |
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Lakers For Life Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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Forget Paris.
1st movie I ever walked out on. My cousin and I thought it would be a good movie cause it had NBA players in it. _________________ LAKERS ARE THE NBA CHAMPIONS |
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Lakers For Life wrote: | Forget Paris.
1st movie I ever walked out on. My cousin and I thought it would be a good movie cause it had NBA players in it. |
Eddie feat. Whoopi. That one is fantastic (rent it asap). _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
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vanexelent Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Lakers For Life wrote: | Forget Paris.
1st movie I ever walked out on. My cousin and I thought it would be a good movie cause it had NBA players in it. |
That movie was terrible. Billy Crystal hasn't made a good movie since City Slickers. |
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C M B Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Yay! This is easy.
Gigli
Ocean's 12
Ocean's 13
Dukes of Hazzard
Starsky & Hutch
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Little Man
Any Marlon/Shawn Wayans movie
Waiting to Exhale
Soul Food
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Saw V
Saw VI
Saw VII-XXX
The Ruins
X-Men
X-Men 2
X-Men 3
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four 2
Spiderman 1
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Face/Off
National Treasure
National Treasure 2
Any Nicholas Cage movie after Raising Arizona
Any Keanu Reeves movie that grossed over $100 million
Transformers
Bad Boys
Bad Boys 2
I, Robot
Any Will Smith movie after Six Degrees of Separation
Pearl Harbor
The Island
Any Michael Bay movie
Sin City
Independence Day
Battlefield Earth
Swordfish
Titanic
Batman & Robin
The Perfect Storm
Stealth
Any Jamie Foxx movie after Collateral
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
Mission Impossible 2
Mission Impossible 3
Assassins
The Producers
The Specialist
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Daylight
Cliffhanger
Stop! Or My Mom Will shoot!
Judge Dredd
The Italian Job
Driven
Freejack
The Mighty Ducks 1, 2, 3
Space Jam
He Got Game
Steel
Kazaam
Must Love Dogs
Under the Tuscan Sun
Little Miss Sunshine _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
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Skate Star Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Lakers For Life wrote: | Forget Paris.
1st movie I ever walked out on. My cousin and I thought it would be a good movie cause it had NBA players in it. |
I LOVE that movie!
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C M B Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Any movie featuring Cedric the Entertainer
Any movie featuring Vince Vaughn
Any movie featuring Jessica Alba _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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vanexelent Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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C M B wrote: | Yay! This is easy.
Gigli
Ocean's 12
Ocean's 13
Dukes of Hazzard
Starsky & Hutch
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Saw V
Saw VI
Saw VII-XXX
The Ruins
X-Men
X-Men 2
X-Men 3
Spiderman 1
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Face/Off
National Treasure
National Treasure 2
Any Nicholas Cage movie after Raising Arizona
Any Keanu Reeves movie that grossed over $100 million
Transformers
Bad Boys
Bad Boys 2
Any Will Smith movie after Six Degrees of Separation
Pearl Harbor
The Island
Any Michael Bay movie
Sin City
Battlefield Earth
Swordfish
Titanic
Batman & Robin |
I agree on all but Sin City, which I thought was at least stylish. It's a wonder how the same crappy actors can turn out so many bad movies and make hundreds of millions of dollars doing it. |
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